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  • Did you know that the average jellyfish's tendril is less than an inch across, more than 60x smaller than the diameter of your asshole after the ps mods were through with you?
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    Did you know? Armadillos have 4 babies at a time, and they're all the same sex!
    during my PhD my room was just underneath a shared 2-room dorm these two guys lived in
    i had to sleep beneath their bedroom though, and the walls were super thin and i could hear EVERYTHING
    one of them was like a machine, i used to lay awake in awe of this dude - constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30min nonstop

    i fapped a couple of times. not in a gay way
    Gay or straight, if you had heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, you'd be as amazed as I was.

    after about 6 months i went to a party they were hosting and realised that i slept beneath their kitchenette, not their bedroom. and that i had fapped to their laundry on spin-cycled. and that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an apartment
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