I'm back from vacationing in reyscarface's gay little village, Puerto Villarta. As promised, here's the official power rankings of the remaining players.
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#1 Leftiez - The best player in this tournament and probably one of the best overall players on Smogon. He's good at everything and should win this if luck doesn't interfere.
#2 Tele -- He is Jesus. God. Buddha. Tele's the only user on Smogon I can admit is better than me at both playing Pokemon and at posting. He's also better than Hitler. It was tough picking him over Leftiez.
#3 Omfuga -- He used to be my bitch on the UU ladder, according to Omfuga himself. Nigga has come a long way since and is one of the favorites to win this whole thing. I like his game too, and that's a huge compliment coming from me.
#4 PDC - A really solid player. He just needs to man up and stop being a whiny little bitch from time to time...
#5 Alexander. -- This Italian has gotten really good lately. He'll have a chance to pull off the upset victory if he maintains his momentum.
#6 ABR -- He used to enter #blowrajan in the last WCOP to tell me what a big fan of the WhiteQueen he is. He obviously has vision and recognizes greatness when he sees it. He worships Satan too, so watch out.
#7 High Impulse -- He's nowhere near as good as me, but still good.
#8 boudouche -- He's good. Not overwhelmingly good, but good enough to win against any of the guys above with a good match up.
#9 Get This Money -- You're not getting this tour. Still good enough to beat all the newbies below and -Tsunami-, however.
#10 njnp -- The only noob I recognize on this list because of his big fucking mouth.
#11 Arifeen -- Sorry don't know you.
#12 Evanston -- Sorry don't know you.
#13 FlamingVictini -- Sorry don't know you.
#14 foxlord -- Sorry don't know you.
#15 Lange -- Sorry don't know you either. :(
#16 -Tsunami- -- This guy is the worst "superstar" player in the history of Smogon. He doesn't build his own teams; he steals everything. He sucks; he needs luck to win even when he has a team advantage. I proved that when he ran into me on the ladder. He also tries to steal my victory catchphrase, except his is annoying as shit. What the fuck is "VOD wins again? Classic?" Dude stfu and get your ass eliminated already.