Team Rocket Steals a Legendary Pokemon! [Themed Warstory]

Battle between Serperior and Team Rocket Trio started!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: That's right!
Wobbuffet: Wobba-wobba!


Meowth: This ain't the twerp, but we can still steal his pokemon! I'll go first to scout his team!

Team Rocket Trio sent out Meowth!
Serperior sent out Zekuromu!

vs


Jessie: Look, James! A legendary pokemon! If we could steal that, the boss would love us forever!
Meowth: Oh no! How am I supposed to beat this thing?! I better try and Fake Out!

Start of turn 1
Serperior called Zekuromu back!
Serperior sent out Lucario!

Meowth used Fake Out!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Lucario lost 20% of its health!
Meowth is hurt by its Life Orb!

James: Meowth, run away! That's a fighting type!
Jessie: And a rare one too!
James: Indeed. I'll use Weezing!


Start of turn 2
Team Rocket Trio called Meowth back!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Weezing!

The foe's Lucario used Focus Blast!
It's not very effective...
Weezing lost 124 HP! (39% of its health)

Weezing restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!

vs


Start of turn 3
Serperior called Lucario back!
Serperior sent out Rampardos!

The foe's Rampardos has Mold Breaker!
Weezing used Fire Blast!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Rampardos lost 23% of its health!

Weezing restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
vs

Meowth: Ain't that pokemon supposed to be extinct?
James: Which makes it even more valuable! Weezing, use your Will-o-Wisp!

Start of turn 4
Weezing used Will-O-Wisp!
The foe's Rampardos was burned!

The foe's Rampardos used Zen Headbutt!
It's super effective!
Weezing lost 66 HP! (21% of its health)

Weezing restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
The foe's Rampardos is hurt by its burn!

Jessie: Good work, James! Now let's just save your Weezing for later and wait for this thing to die. Go, Lickitung!

Start of turn 5
Team Rocket Trio called Weezing back!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Lickitung!

The foe's Rampardos used Zen Headbutt!
Lickitung lost 49 HP! (12% of its health)

The foe's Rampardos is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 6
Serperior called Rampardos back!
Serperior sent out Lucario!

Lickitung used Toxic!
But it failed!
vs

Jessie: The poison... didn't work?!
Meowth: It's a steel type you idiot!
Jessie: Oh, right. Well, I suppose this is as good a time as any to use...


Start of turn 7
Team Rocket Trio called Lickitung back!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Wobbuffet!

The foe's Lucario used Focus Blast!
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 84 HP! (16% of its health)

Wobbuffet restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 8
The foe's Lucario used Focus Blast!
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 86 HP! (16% of its health)

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!
The foe's Lucario lost 61% of its health!

Wobbuffet restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 9
The foe's Lucario used Earthquake!
Wobbuffet lost 94 HP! (18% of its health)

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!
But it failed!

Wobbuffet restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
The foe's Lucario used Hyper Beam!
Wobbuffet lost 144 HP! (27% of its health)

Wobbuffet used Encore!
The foe's Lucario received an encore!

Wobbuffet restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 11
The foe's Lucario must recharge!

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!
But it failed!

Wobbuffet restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 12
The foe's Lucario used Hyper Beam!
Wobbuffet lost 155 HP! (29% of its health)

Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat!
The foe's Lucario lost 18% of its health!
The foe's Lucario fainted!
vs
[dead]
James: :O

Meowth: :O
Jessie: Wobbuffet... you did something useful... It's thanks to having such a wonderful trainer of course! Bring it on, twerp!

Wobbuffet restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Serperior sent out Zekuromu!

The foe's Zekuromu has TeraVoltage!

Meowth: Wobbuffet! Run for your life!
Wobbuffet: Wobba Wobba! [flails around uselessly]

Start of turn 13
The foe's Zekuromu used Cross Thunder!
Wobbuffet lost 150 HP! (28% of its health)
Wobbuffet fainted!

Meowth: This could be the end for us!
Jessie: It's going to feel like getting blasted off by Pikachu's Thunderbolt, except a thousand times more painful!
James: Aah, you're right! Weezing, protect us!

Team Rocket Trio sent out Weezing!
vs

Start of turn 14
Serperior called Zekuromu back!
Serperior sent out Rampardos!

The foe's Rampardos has Mold Breaker!
Weezing used Will-O-Wisp!
The foe's Rampardos is already burnt.

Weezing restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
The foe's Rampardos is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 15
Weezing used Thunderbolt!
The foe's Rampardos lost 39% of its health!
The foe's Rampardos fainted!

Weezing restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Serperior sent out Arceus!
vs

Jessie: Oh no! The god of pokemon has come to punish us for being bad!
James/Meowth: We're sorry!
Weezing: [rolls eyes]

Start of turn 16
The foe's Arceus used Thunder!
The attack of the foe's Arceus missed!

Weezing used Will-O-Wisp!
The foe's Arceus was burned!

The foe's Arceus is hurt by its burn!
Weezing restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!

James: Good job, Weezing! Way to stick to the mission!

Jessie: That's right! We're not giving up on stealing these pokemon just yet! I choose Lickitung again!

Start of turn 17
Team Rocket Trio called Weezing back!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Lickitung!

The foe's Arceus used Waterfall!
Lickitung lost 33 HP! (8% of its health)

The foe's Arceus is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 18
The foe's Arceus used Judgment!
Lickitung lost 90 HP! (23% of its health)

Lickitung used Seismic Toss!
The foe's Arceus lost 26% of its health!

The foe's Arceus is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 19
Serperior called Arceus back!
Serperior sent out Rayquaza!

The foe's Rayquaza has Air Lock!
Lickitung used Wish!
vs

Start of turn 20
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung protected itself!

Lickitung's wish came true!

Jessie: Lickitung, come back! You will never survive that!
Lickitung: Licki Licki! [runs off to hide]
Meowth: But who's gonna battle in its place?
Jessie/James: [grin maliciously]

Start of turn 21
Team Rocket Trio called Lickitung back!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Meowth!

The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Meowth lost 199 HP! (90% of its health)
Meowth fainted!
[dead] vs

Jessie: Now who do we get rid of?
James: Good question... How about Weezing? He should be tired from fighting god anyways.

Team Rocket Trio sent out Weezing!

Start of turn 22
The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 235 HP! (75% of its health)
Weezing fainted!

Team Rocket Trio sent out Lickitung!

Start of turn 23
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza calmed down!
The foe's Rayquaza became confused!

vs

Jessie: Lickitung, now's your chance! You have to poison it!
Meowth (now revived): Don't listen to her Lickitung! She wants you to get hurt!
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!

Start of turn 24
The foe's Rayquaza is confused!
The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung lost 181 HP! (47% of its health)

Lickitung used Toxic!
The foe's Rayquaza was poisoned!

The foe's Rayquaza is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 25
The foe's Rayquaza is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Rayquaza lost 15% of its health!

Lickitung used Wish!

The foe's Rayquaza is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 26
The foe's Rayquaza is confused!
The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung lost 171 HP! (44% of its health)

Lickitung used Seismic Toss!
The foe's Rayquaza lost 28% of its health!

Lickitung's wish came true!
The foe's Rayquaza is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 27
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza snapped out its confusion!
The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza is hurt by poison!
The foe's Rayquaza fainted!

Jessie: This is so strange... Lickitung never won me any battles before!
James: Sssh! Don't jinx us, we're on a roll!

Serperior sent out Zekuromu!

The foe's Zekuromu has TeraVoltage!

Start of turn 28
The foe's Zekuromu used Lightning Strike!
Lickitung lost 213 HP! (55% of its health)

Lickitung used Toxic!
The foe's Zekuromu was poisoned!

The foe's Zekuromu is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 29
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Zekuromu used Cross Thunder!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Zekuromu is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 30
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Zekuromu used Cross Thunder!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Zekuromu is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 31
Lickitung used Protect!
But it failed!

The foe's Zekuromu used Lightning Strike!
Lickitung lost 11 HP! (2% of its health)
Lickitung fainted!

The foe's Zekuromu is hurt by poison!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Victreebel!
vs



Jessie: Do you really think Victreebel can survive one hit from Zekrom?

James: Well, Pikachu usually kills him in one hit, but unless you want to use your Arbok now...
Jessie: No!

Start of turn 32
Serperior called Zekuromu back!
Serperior sent out Arceus!

Victreebel used Sunny Day!
The sunlight turned harsh!

The sunlight is strong!
The foe's Arceus is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 33
Victreebel used SolarBeam!
A critical hit!
The foe's Arceus lost 24% of its health!
The foe's Arceus fainted!
Victreebel is hurt by its Life Orb!

The sunlight is strong!

Jessie/James/Meowth: Yes! We're above rules!

Serperior sent out Zekuromu!
vs
[pretending to be Zekrom]
Start of turn 34
Victreebel used Sludge Bomb!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Zoroaaku fainted!
Victreebel is hurt by its Life Orb!

The sunlight is strong!
Serperior sent out Zekuromu!

The foe's Zekuromu has TeraVoltage!

Start of turn 35
Victreebel used Sludge Bomb!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 38% of its health!
The foe's Zekuromu fainted!
Victreebel is hurt by its Life Orb!

Team Rocket Trio won the battle!

Meowth: Now fork over those rare pokemon!
James: Look at this! We got Lucario, Zoroark, and Rampardos! Those are all super-rare pokemon that the boss will love!
Jessie: Plus we got Arceus, Zekrom, and Rayquaza! Nothing like a good set of legendary pokemon to wrap up the mission!

The moral of this story is that Team Rocket does indeed sometimes win.
 
Even though your opponent was pretty terrible, Team Rocket team + funny dialogue made it a fun read. Good job!
 
I actually laughed out loud at this. Horribly haxxy and pretty poorly played battle it must be said, but the entertaining, unique and actually very nicely written commentary made it a fun read. You didn't go overboard like a lot of people try and do with this sort of thing, it had just enough charm to make it enjoyable.

I'd love to see more of this, but perhaps try and build a slightly better themed team next time so you stand more chance of getting better battles. Also, pedantically the catching of legendaries bothered me, but I'll let that slide since this was blatantly non-canon lol.
 
In my defense a haxxy battle against a bad opponent is probably the only battle this team can hope to win

Any suggestions for what theme I should do next? :)
 
Boss Giovanni: Hmm, here you are, idiots! I hope that battle has been a success! (His Persian growls)
Jessie: You will be pleased, Boss...
Giovanni: No more words!... Give me your warstory, please.
(several minutes later)
Giovanni: It reminds me another warstory posted a few days ago by Hutch... er Butch and Cassidy, but you've managed to capture several legendary Pokémon. While your rivals only collected common ones such as Excadrill, Jellicent, Conkeldurr, Blaziken...
Meowth: Does it mean we will be promoted?
Giovanni: I expected a closer battle from your opponent... He had way better Pokémon than yours and you've defeated him quite easily. Also, format is slightly above-average. However, comments are lackluster.
Jessie & James: The results, Boss?
Giovanni: I give your warstory a 5/10! And only because you've brought me Legendary Pokémon! Next time, choose a more challenging opponent, right?

EDIT: As a Team Rocket fan, I give this warstory a 8/10 (2 points are removed because both Lickitung and Wobbuffet were present).
 
In my defense a haxxy battle against a bad opponent is probably the only battle this team can hope to win

Any suggestions for what theme I should do next? :)
Fair point lol. Still, a better team theme may help you get btter battles.

I'd be willing to see a Gary Oak themed team to this end, especially if you can do his tone as well as you did Team Rockets'!
 
I really liked it! Even if your opponent didn't play well, you really captured how Team Rocket talks among itself: Cooperative but semi-dysfunctional, and humorous.
 

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Your opponent was stupid (Hyper Beam Lucario...), but who cares, Team Rocket! I wonder Arbok was the last Pokemon, right? 7,5/10 Keep writing :)
 
You can't have Lickitung and Wobbufett on the same team, Jesse traded Licky for Blobbo. Otherwise, it's still a hilarious story. Good job.
 
Start of turn 10
The foe's Lucario used Hyper Beam!
Wobbuffet lost 144 HP! (27% of its health)

I can't tell if trolling, but for the hell of it I'll keep on reading.
 
I actually laughed out loud at this. Horribly haxxy and pretty poorly played battle it must be said, but the entertaining, unique and actually very nicely written commentary made it a fun read. You didn't go overboard like a lot of people try and do with this sort of thing, it had just enough charm to make it enjoyable.

I'd love to see more of this, but perhaps try and build a slightly better themed team next time so you stand more chance of getting better battles. Also, pedantically the catching of legendaries bothered me, but I'll let that slide since this was blatantly non-canon lol.
Uhhh...That guy in the Sinnoh finals used a Darkrai and a Latios. Besides Team Rocket being unable to catch ANYTHING, the canon was upheld. But, more on topic, it was really funny. Clearly not the most skilled opponent, but fun to read
 

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This was so win. Not a great warstory but a very funny one without forcing it down our throats. I like awell done joke warstory from time to time.
 

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Start of turn 20
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung protected itself!

Lickitung's wish came true!

Start of turn 21
Team Rocket Trio called Lickitung back!
Team Rocket Trio sent out Meowth!

The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Meowth lost 199 HP! (90% of its health)
Meowth fainted!

Team Rocket Trio sent out Weezing!

Start of turn 22
The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 235 HP! (75% of its health)
Weezing fainted!

Team Rocket Trio sent out Lickitung!

Start of turn 23
Lickitung used Protect!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza used Outrage!
Lickitung protected itself!

The foe's Rayquaza calmed down!
The foe's Rayquaza became confused!
I could just be trippin but I don't think outrage lasts four turns.
 
Did you pull this guy off Serebii?

I absolutely loved the tri commentary from Team Rocket, definitely a great addition, and fun read c:
 
I actually laughed out loud at this. Horribly haxxy and pretty poorly played battle it must be said, but the entertaining, unique and actually very nicely written commentary made it a fun read. You didn't go overboard like a lot of people try and do with this sort of thing, it had just enough charm to make it enjoyable.

I'd love to see more of this, but perhaps try and build a slightly better themed team next time so you stand more chance of getting better battles. Also, pedantically the catching of legendaries bothered me, but I'll let that slide since this was blatantly non-canon lol.
^This
 

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