Plus drops some bars of soap

It's the Kalos premiere
I got mad hops cause I'm Frogadier
Sign me to a contract with the Cavaliers
I'll hop to South Beach after five years
Got not 1, 2, 3, but 8 badges as a souvenir
Ridin' a goat disguised as an overweight deer
Hope tennisace didn't hear
lol may b aerialace TM40 will by him b33r,, @__@

Gogoat and Talonflame
Such a shame these names are hella lame
Gogoat Power Rangers, some may exclaim
Mighty Morphin Mega Evos, they're one and the same
Mega Garchomp's the name of the game
Blue Ranger Outrage gettin' critical acclaim
Game Freak better Lock-On and take some aim
Cause even tab could come up with a better name

<tab> gogoat: goat
<tab> talonflame: bird
<tab> 9.9

Now let me talk about SPL startin' around the corner
Raiders wreckin' and reyscarface hoppin' the border
Messin' with Laurel like he was a street performer
Trash talk thread run by cats with mental disorders
Somebody shoot me cause it's a god damn horror
My boy Jabba gonna wreck RU with CB Magmortar
We come up clutch like LeBron in the 4th quarter
LN showin' the Ruiners what it means to pay it forward

Oh snap, lemme redo that rap
Oglemi style rewindin' that crap
Hustlin' 5K from McMeghan with a trap
Bloo gonna banish him to shoppin' at Gap
I think there's a 50% sale on jock straps
Which is great cause trash talkers spittin' from the other flap
So now I'm gonna pass the mic over like an Agility Zap

Yaboy's back to X and Y and soon to be Z
Rockin' the Swagplay Klefki with the Will-O-Wisp ghost tree
Huge Power bunnies Azumarill and Diggersby
Dive is in this game so remakes confirmed for RSE
Gengarite quickbanned before the eyes could see
Though not before the death of Mega KFC
Swords Dance and it's pretty much GG
Kids be hatin' on the council banning spree

Mega Venusaur wallin' me easy
Until I bust out Zard Y hella cheesy
Sun's shinin' till my skin's basically Snooki Polizzi
White guys tellin' me that they're in the heezy
But I ain't buyin' that unless you're Ron Weasley
Baggin' Emma Watson hella sleazy
Got as much swag as Toy Story's Wheezy

Got 100K likes on Smogon FB
Gonna rock their new shirts 'cause a model is me
I'll be so famous that you'll see me on TV
Pokémon Master sidehustlin' as an emcee
Graduated with the Cryos manager with a .5 GPA degree
From none other than the prestigious Smogon University
Majorin' in hustlin' with a minor in bustlin'
I basically deal with people whose jimmies are rustlin'

I'm plus|shootinppl on IRC
I dropped some soap but don't worry about me
Cause I'm the jail warden who don't take no D

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