CaffeineBoost
6th Best Circus Poster of 2023
The people are rejecting the main candidates. I am your salvation. We the people will take over Smogoff and it will be glorious folks, it will be glorious.Smh. Don't you know the only way to have any meaningful change is through revolution? None of these candidates have any intention of improving the lives of the average poster, all they care about is lining their friends and sponsor's pockets with reacts.
Down with the "people's" moderators! We have nothing to lose but our chains!
Vote Caffeine J. Boost and together we will make Smog Off again
They're trying their best. They're trying to be me, but they're not me, I'm me, you're not even half of me, you're not even a quarter of me, it's very sad. It's very sad that I'm twice the person these candidates are combined. Sad.MAKE SMOGOFF GREAT AGAIN
VOTE BP
DON’T VOTE BIG WOKELEY
They've resorted to stealing my policies, stealing my slogans. Sleepy BP's cabal of crooks are too busy telling BP bedtime stories, too busy reading him stories folks. They're too busy reading stories to BP that they can't come up with their own campaign, it's just very sad folks. It's very sad.