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I want to be the best ruler
Like noone ever was*
To catch kids is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel Uganda
Searching for each child
Each kid to understand the fact that they are mine
LRA! The kids and me
I decide your destiny
LRA!*
The kids hearts are true...