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Approved by Mekkah, Gmax and Lightwolf (yeah, had to go through three of these fuckers). It's 8:25 AM. After a long night of blonde Swedish hookers and a weightlifter by the name of Kragnus, you stumble in bleary-eyed into the United Nations Security Council building. A quick trip to the...

Approved by Mekkah, Gmax and Lightwolf (yeah, had to go through three of these fuckers). It's 8:25 AM. After a long night of blonde Swedish hookers and a weightlifter by the name of Kragnus, you stumble in bleary-eyed into the United Nations Security Council building. A quick trip to the...

Timmy: Hey! Matty! Get over here! Matty: What? I was in the middle of my daily wank. What the hell is so important?! Timmy: Look! Pokemon are gonna fight! ginganinja will send out his pokemon first. Followed by Objection's along with Objection's attacks. Then ginganinja will put his...

Welcome viewers, to ASB Fight Night Live! Tonight, we are in for a real treat! But enough of the shenanigans, let's go down to our ringside commentator... Johnny Jimsohn! Ladies and gentlemen! This match is a tag-team match scheduled for pin-fall! You may not switch out until you collapse! No...

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! Tonight, you will be treated to a visual spectacle! A real treat, if I may add. Because we have two of the greatest ASP battlers of all time. And here they come to the ring! First off, coming from the west end of the forest, he stands five...