Other Metagames rate my anything goes team

[frosty glaceon]

look into my eyes (Sylveon) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Hidden Power [Fighting]

sassy (Espeon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Dazzling Gleam

try hard wall (Umbreon) (M) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Foul Play
- Moonlight
- Toxic
- Psychic

perpared for taunt (Vaporeon) @ Mental Herb
Ability: Water Absorb
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Toxic
- Protect
- Heal Bell

dont one shot plz (Leafeon) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Leaf Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Knock Off
- X-Scissor
- Quick Attack

sweeper? (Jolteon) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Quick Feet
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Shadow Ball
- Hyper Voice

-umbreon is always sent first unless set up
-vaporeon can wall out most teams
-I didn't want sylveon to full-on sweep but instead, take hits and dish out hits

 

[vivalospride]

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