SmogOFF DOOM

[phoopes]

^crazy new hidden track found at the end of the MM..FOOD Japan-only CD

 

[Choomie]

TAKE IT FROM THE DUDE WHO WEAR A MASK LIKE A ROCKY HELMET

 

[Redless]

Convinced Phoopes is actually MF DOOM, and tbh if you told me DOOM was still alive and moderating a pokemon fan forum I wouldn't even be that surprised

Once upon a time he used to bask in the limelight
Now a different task, no mask but a Jynx sprite
Different ask: attack those whose posts are ass
Smoking crude users like he used to smoke grass

His foes know, though he gave rap the quick quit
His posts still flow and stay hot like brisket
Each thread he makes still rakes mad Luvdisc hits
Don't hate, or make it straight to his shit list

 

[phoopes]

As a matter of fact, he’s no longer undercover/
Mask off, but still the supervillain, there’s no other/
He’s been ID’d but he’s been doing this since Genesis/
MF PHOOPES, the one true arch-nemesis

 

[Teh]

 

[phoopes]

A new post in this thread? Time to shake off the rust

Scary like a python, or the Blair Witch/
Certified icon, call him Ric Flair bitch (woo!)/
Nature Boy, how could you hate ya boy?/
Extra, extra! When he rhymes tell the paper boys/
Making noise: that’s how he wows the crowd/
He’s loud and proud because he’s got the know-how/
Don’t have a cow just because he’s raising his prowess/
That was pretty good but now this:

Narrator voice: DOOM is on the verge of taking over the world! Tune in next time to see his dastardly deeds continue!

 

[Lightniong]

There’s no more beer, god damn it
The guy I told to buy ain’t here, imma ram it in his car