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The first member of the STARS has died! But wait, there is still a mysterious, asteroid-dropping faction who hasn't lost anyone. Hmm, suspicious...Dear LightWolf,
You are a Non-Naïve Explorer.
You are a seasoned veteran of caves, cliffs and space. Nothing gets by you.
As such, you may obtain the faction of any alias you target each night.
You are allied with the STARS.
Take her down to the woods where the wolfboy lives,That skank LightWolf ain't got nothin on this she-wolf.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alas, the final member of the MUDS has finally fallen, thanks to the cowardice and vicarious living of another. They have been eliminated. But, they took out Shiki Misaki with them, burying her in a pile of mud.Dear Blue_Tornado,
You are a Nosy Waterspout.
You just love pestering everyone you can!
Every night you may anonymously message two aliases with whatever you want.
You are allied with the MUDS.
The final SEDIMENTS member is crushed. They have been eliminated. But that's not all! jumpluff is shocked to see a pile of sand dumped on her head and finds herself unable to escape it.Dear Da Letter El,
You are a Rolling Stone.
You have exactly one thing in common with other, more ambulatory human beings, and that is, like all other men, you are a pig. In fact, the piggiest of the pigs. Oink. However, God is kind and merciful, even to the lesser among His creations, and has blessed you with a special gift in return for depriving you of legs—your only talent, rolling. For the first time in your life, the onslaught of the SEDIMENTS has given you a purpose—a role, in fact—which you are divinely called to use for good but cravenly tempted to use for sin.
Every night, you may send Yeti a PM titled "Night X - Just Keep Rolling at USER". The roll of your dice will determine the fate of USER's action, redirecting it to a randomly chosen player. If you cause harm to an allied player with this action, a point will be deducted from your karma, and conversely, if you disrupt or injure an enemy you will receive a point. If you hit yourself, your score won't change, reflecting your cosmic insignificance. The host cannot confirm whether the dice is legit or just a manifestation of her whims at the time, but that's life for you!
Since you can't count past ten (the amount of your anatomical digits), this role will no longer work on Night 11 and beyond. Women are completely immune to your existence, so if you target them with anything it will surely fail.
You are allied with the SEDIMENTS.
It seems when one star falls, you get a meteor shower of them. But what's this?! Muran is found under a pile of snow!Dear vonFiedler,
You are a Faulty Transporter.
Everyone has to crouch to use you, which is pretty weird when you think about it. Why can't they just stand tall?!
Every night you may send in a faction name. This faction will have all their targets randomized. You may not target aliases. Their kill will not be randomized to hit a member of your team.
You are allied with the STARS.
Finally a member of the last team dies! It's taken quite a while to get there, but you all did it. Or maybe the RNG did.Dear Paperblade,
You are a Black Hole.
Best blowjob-giver ever, or just a sinkhole? You suck, and you suck a lot, in fact it's all you do, but your technique may be a bit too all-encompassing...
You may hook a user every night. You also may negate the vote of a different user.
You are allied with the SOLARS.
RIP to the SNOWS, they have been eliminated! With only four people left, two on the same faction, things are looking poorly for the other lone rangers. But who knows what will happen, or who will wind up with the SANDS!Dear Ditto/RaRe555,
You are Dead Paul.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun. See how they fly. I'm crying.
"Night X - I am the Walrus, <USER>." Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the Eggman. I am the Eggman. I am the Walrus. Goo goo g'joob. This will redirect your target to a random user not on your team.
You are allied with the SNOWS.