okay, smogon. I want you to picture your ideal partner. Now, we all have different tastes, so I'll just say picture the sort of person you could see yourself having endless sex.. er, conversation with. The sort of person whos shoulder you could cry on, to share all your deepest feeling and memories and all that jazz with. The sort of person you could see yourself eventually walking down the aisle with, creating your little horrible offspring with, and retiring and living the rest of your lives with.
now, I want you to think of all the terrible little traits and quirks that would just completely ruin them for you. yep, dealbreakers. the things that would ruin an otherwise perfect partner. I'll start:
Okay so I could probably go on for a lot longer but if I do this thread may as well be named the "why ivysaur is single" thread, so yeah
go ahead
now, I want you to think of all the terrible little traits and quirks that would just completely ruin them for you. yep, dealbreakers. the things that would ruin an otherwise perfect partner. I'll start:
- being shorter than me - now I'm only 5 foot 3, so this probably doesn't happen too often unless they're a midget. nonetheless it makes me feel mega awkward
- weighing less than me - I'm also pretty thin, so unless they're manorexic or a 7 year old boy, I really doubt this is gonna happen
- not being over their ex - like honestly this is probably the most annoying trait. luckily I've never dated anyone like this, but i've seen friends date people who were so painfully obviously attached to their ex, oh god it was so annoying not to point it out.
- cheaters - self explanatory
- people who are WAY taller than me - also mega awkward, like they have to lean over like a hunchback to kiss goodbye and stuff ugh its weird
- ridiculously dumb people - at least when you're a girl you can play it off as being like "ditzy" or whatever (which is incredibly annoying) but when you're a guy its just plain unattractive to me when you're stupid
- they don't dress well - I'm not really the type to try and "change" a boyfriend too much but if he dresses like a complete idiot and has no style this is something that HAS to change. otherwise he's gone.
- doesn't meet my standards (aka ugly) - self explanatory. I feel girls tend to do more "settling" when it comes to partners (as in a hot chick in more likely to date a less-than-attractive guy than vice versa) but come on, if I can't even look at them seriously without either laughing or having my eyes burst into flames its a dealbreaker
- being ridiculously muscular - I guess I kinda contradict myself with this list, or I just have high standards. Either way, they can't be too thin, because who wants to fuck a skeleton, but they also can't basically be a gorilla. If it looks like you're on roids its not gonna happen
- they have a really small dick - self explanatory (i'm sorry but this is gonna be a problem long term??) god I sound like a bitch
- they fake bake - aka spray on tan, man-tanning etc. - basically you can't look like a guido. or an oompa loompa. same difference. Its so bad when guys do this ugh
- really long hair - some guys can rock longer hair, but I'm talking long by guy standards. around chin length is where most guys should draw the line.
- poor hygiene - take a shower you smelly hippie
- they look too much like me - okay so my brother is dating a girl who looks like the female version of him. Like if in some freaky, twilight-zone universe, everybody had a opposite gender counterpart, but she somehow came to our universe and they started dating. oh my god it freaks me out so much ughhhh
- they're a trap - also self explanatory
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Okay so I could probably go on for a lot longer but if I do this thread may as well be named the "why ivysaur is single" thread, so yeah
go ahead