I, uh, hope you're not writing your rap against reuniclus, because I'm using chandelure this round.
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Epic Pokemon Rap Battles: Round 2, It Takes Two to Rap Battle!
- Thread starter X5Dragon
- Start date
Stratos
Banned deucer.
Those fancy new Gen V Mons are all the same anyway
I won't be able to get this done until Friday most likely, sorry
infernape more like infergaping asshole from too many dicks
are you sure you picked chandelure
and not JELLY
CENT
and not JELLY
are you sure you picked chandelure
and not JELLYCENT
oh fuck you're right, thanks almost wrote my rap about chandelure
Could I somehow grab a one or two day extension on my rap? Somebody stepped on my laptop and the screen is broken to the point where I can't see anything on it, so I can't record until its fixed (which should be very soon).
This is what I call
awesome
Not gonna have a lot of time to write & record, I may even have to not record if I run out of time. With that real life thing. Man, who's ever heard o' that? Real life isn't real.
Couldn't wait for Kyogre to record its weak ass shit so I recorded my Zekrom rap. I may be rapping with the flu but that's just gonna make my rhymes more ill!
Pokemon:
Victim: Kyogre
Instrumental: Big L & Tupac - Deadly Combination.
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/zekrom
Lyrics:
I'll understand if you wanna forefit.
EDIT: I just realised how sore my throat sounds, permission to resubmit the same rap if my voice feels better before the end of the round?
EDIT 2: Deleted the old audio file and amplified the vocals so you could hear my voice better :)
Pokemon:
Victim: Kyogre
Instrumental: Big L & Tupac - Deadly Combination.
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/mc-stallion/zekrom
Lyrics:
Motherfucker I'm gonna destroy you in the ocean, sky or street
Sending you to the bench like you were Hasheem Thabeet
I'm as black as the ace of spades, sleek and streamlined like a jet
You're just a blue blob, looks like a mutated house pet
Ky-ogre, are you meant to be Shrek's love child from incest
You turned out blue and he bagged a real life princess
Got a built in generator, my skills get me paid.
One Night in Paris with a Ditto couldn't get you laid.
So generic, plain water, boring, standard as in Bog.
Your one talking point is being shared with a fucking frog!
You may control the seas, able to 2hko Bliss.
But at least my kingdom isn't filled with little kids piss.
I fight for ideals, my sidekick was a hero.
You're just a weapon for corruption, for the terrorists of eco.
If you're such an all powerful weather caster
Then why do you answer to Rayquaza as your master
Water Spout, more like as strong as a water fountain
Beating Gastrodon, is like Stephen Hawking climbing a mountain.
Electric dragon motherfucker, unique there is no other.
The daycare called, Skitty Drizzled on your brother.
Your strongest move, can't kill me with Choice Specs
Whereas my Bolt Strike fucks you like prison shower sex
Only can conjure a weak Drizzle, like Fat Joe "I Make It Rain"
I'm the embodiment of Yin, Zekrom, remember the name!
Ever wondered why of your species there's only one.
People of Hoenn harpooned you, chowed you down and made you into a
candle just for fun.
Dropping Thunder from the sky, taunting "Run Forrest Run".
Char Grilling Kyogre's everywhere, not Rare, but well done.
If you're the embodiment of water, flood and slaughter.
Yet couldn't slay or maim the Behemoth of the Sun.
Sending you to the bench like you were Hasheem Thabeet
I'm as black as the ace of spades, sleek and streamlined like a jet
You're just a blue blob, looks like a mutated house pet
Ky-ogre, are you meant to be Shrek's love child from incest
You turned out blue and he bagged a real life princess
Got a built in generator, my skills get me paid.
One Night in Paris with a Ditto couldn't get you laid.
So generic, plain water, boring, standard as in Bog.
Your one talking point is being shared with a fucking frog!
You may control the seas, able to 2hko Bliss.
But at least my kingdom isn't filled with little kids piss.
I fight for ideals, my sidekick was a hero.
You're just a weapon for corruption, for the terrorists of eco.
If you're such an all powerful weather caster
Then why do you answer to Rayquaza as your master
Water Spout, more like as strong as a water fountain
Beating Gastrodon, is like Stephen Hawking climbing a mountain.
Electric dragon motherfucker, unique there is no other.
The daycare called, Skitty Drizzled on your brother.
Your strongest move, can't kill me with Choice Specs
Whereas my Bolt Strike fucks you like prison shower sex
Only can conjure a weak Drizzle, like Fat Joe "I Make It Rain"
I'm the embodiment of Yin, Zekrom, remember the name!
Ever wondered why of your species there's only one.
People of Hoenn harpooned you, chowed you down and made you into a
candle just for fun.
Dropping Thunder from the sky, taunting "Run Forrest Run".
Char Grilling Kyogre's everywhere, not Rare, but well done.
If you're the embodiment of water, flood and slaughter.
Yet couldn't slay or maim the Behemoth of the Sun.
I'll understand if you wanna forefit.
EDIT: I just realised how sore my throat sounds, permission to resubmit the same rap if my voice feels better before the end of the round?
EDIT 2: Deleted the old audio file and amplified the vocals so you could hear my voice better :)
My Darmanitan against Aviator99's Oddish.
Now this is Darmanitan bringing the heat
Not a thing can compare to my radical beat
And when I'm done with you, there'll be nothing but peat
So you'd best Run Away on your little root feet
Oh, you wanna stick around?
Then get your head out of the ground
And then your ugly face I'll pound
'til your remains will not be found
I'm a monkey boy, but I don't climb trees
I just burn 'em down, and do so with ease
Because I'm not like the other monkeys
Got a temper - two-five-hun'ed degrees
Now they call me furious
Got Sheer Force if you're curious
My raps leave you delirious
I'll kick your grass for serious
Chlorophyll makes you fast?
Well you're still slow as shit.
Solarbeam, what a blast!
Even I can take that hit.
You see, I've got Superpowers
I can fry you at all hours
I can take your dumb Sleep Powders
I won't be beaten by flowers
My rage is terrifying once provoked
When I charge right at you, in fire I'm cloaked
If I somehow take damage, my Zen flame is stoked
You ugly little weed, you're about to get smoked!
Not a thing can compare to my radical beat
And when I'm done with you, there'll be nothing but peat
So you'd best Run Away on your little root feet
Oh, you wanna stick around?
Then get your head out of the ground
And then your ugly face I'll pound
'til your remains will not be found
I'm a monkey boy, but I don't climb trees
I just burn 'em down, and do so with ease
Because I'm not like the other monkeys
Got a temper - two-five-hun'ed degrees
Now they call me furious
Got Sheer Force if you're curious
My raps leave you delirious
I'll kick your grass for serious
Chlorophyll makes you fast?
Well you're still slow as shit.
Solarbeam, what a blast!
Even I can take that hit.
You see, I've got Superpowers
I can fry you at all hours
I can take your dumb Sleep Powders
I won't be beaten by flowers
My rage is terrifying once provoked
When I charge right at you, in fire I'm cloaked
If I somehow take damage, my Zen flame is stoked
You ugly little weed, you're about to get smoked!
I'm almost done but I've got a guest staying over until Saturday. Can I get like one more day? It's gonna be pretty off the hook, trust me.
OK I think if there is more than one user asking for it we'll make it till early Monday until I get back from work and make the voting topic so tidy up everything :)
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My best lines out of the latest entries:
Infernape
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159057&postcount=32
Entered the game as a starter and I'm already a legend
Your dreams are a nightmare; I rule that tier with an Iron Fist
The only time you'll survive is when The Attack Missed!
Mixed moves and brawling
Even lefties'll stall your shitty sets out of PP
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Zekrom
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159624&postcount=39
Ever wondered why of your species there's only one.
People of Hoenn harpooned you, chowed you down and made you into a
candle just for fun.
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Darmanitan
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159783&postcount=40
My rage is terrifying once provoked
When I charge right at you, in fire I'm cloaked
If I somehow take damage, my Zen flame is stoked
You ugly little weed, you're about to get smoked!
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My best lines out of the latest entries:
Infernape
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159057&postcount=32
Entered the game as a starter and I'm already a legend
Your dreams are a nightmare; I rule that tier with an Iron Fist
The only time you'll survive is when The Attack Missed!
Mixed moves and brawling
Even lefties'll stall your shitty sets out of PP
----
Zekrom
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159624&postcount=39
Ever wondered why of your species there's only one.
People of Hoenn harpooned you, chowed you down and made you into a
candle just for fun.
---
Darmanitan
http://www.smogon.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4159783&postcount=40
My rage is terrifying once provoked
When I charge right at you, in fire I'm cloaked
If I somehow take damage, my Zen flame is stoked
You ugly little weed, you're about to get smoked!
Edit: I'll get it in
SUNDAY...for real this time. I have all of my lyrics and a better beat this time. I just need to not record at 4 am.
don’t need super luck to guarantee my win
I’ll put on so much pressure you will just give in
You’ll be forfeiting before the battle can even begin
You’re not made to fight nigga just get back to sleeping
Ooh boy now that sucker punch was enough to put someone into sleep! Will Snorlax sleep talk his way back and crush his opponent?
I’ll put on so much pressure you will just give in
You’ll be forfeiting before the battle can even begin
You’re not made to fight nigga just get back to sleeping
Ooh boy now that sucker punch was enough to put someone into sleep! Will Snorlax sleep talk his way back and crush his opponent?
So... I have not had the time, nor will I have the time anytime soon to record/write something of any worthy quality.
Therefore, I officially concede to SaltheThief. I'm glad I at least had enough time to listen to your rap. XD
Therefore, I officially concede to SaltheThief. I'm glad I at least had enough time to listen to your rap. XD
Ha! You call that going ape? Get a load of these lyrics!
http://soundcloud.com/cut-masta/madbeetz-vs-darmanidum
Hah! I actually quite enjoyed this!Ha! You call that going ape? Get a load of these lyrics!
http://soundcloud.com/cut-masta/madbeetz-vs-darmanidum