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[Expert Game] Free Wins For All Mafia - Game Over! Mekkah wins everyone is lose YEAAA
- Thread starter CyzirVisheen
- Start date
*PSSSSSS* *fffffffftttttt* *bzzt*
You receive a message from outer space.
"I can post during the day."
What a boring message! However, just when you think the communication will cut out, the droning voice speaks once more...:
Lynch Fishin
And with that, the communications seem to drop out.
*PSSSSSS* *fffffffftttttt* *bzzt*
You receive a message from outer space.
"I can post during the day."
What a boring message! However, just when you think the communication will cut out, the droning voice speaks once more...:
Lynch Fishin
And with that, the communications seem to drop out.
*PSSSSSS* *fffffffftttttt* *bzzt*
Everyone has posted at least once during the day.
It's official:
lynch cyzirvisheen
The vampire in this game must be a vampire from Twilight. Therefore the vampire in this game will have to post sparkly things in their day posts.
*bzzt*
lynch cyzirvisheen
The vampire in this game must be a vampire from Twilight. Therefore the vampire in this game will have to post sparkly things in their day posts.
*bzzt*
Bitch you can't lynch me, I'm god.
Tell that to da Roman Legion
*bzzt*
asim is not the vampire though
During all the commotion at City Hall, everybody was slinging accusations at each other. Mostly unfounded, it was a clear sign of rising paranoia. The Mayor suddenly noticed that Shade had disappeared! Before he is able to call police to start searching for him, a voice comes out of nowhere.
"I-I'm over here, Mayor, a-and I think Laundry should be 'lynched' today..."
"Wait, but that's not right... You're Flounder, Shade's twin brother."
"What? No haha. I'm totally Shade! Can't you tell?"
"I'm fairly sure that you're... oh forget it..."
--
(Flounder has been subbed in for Shade.)
"I-I'm over here, Mayor, a-and I think Laundry should be 'lynched' today..."
"Wait, but that's not right... You're Flounder, Shade's twin brother."
"What? No haha. I'm totally Shade! Can't you tell?"
"I'm fairly sure that you're... oh forget it..."
--
(Flounder has been subbed in for Shade.)
DEADLINE
Update will be up in a bit~
Update will be up in a bit~
As the day went on, the atmosphere in City Hall has been growing increasingly tense. With accusations flying everywhere, there seems to be no one to start leading a solid 'lynch', especially after reyscarface's death. Everyone wants to avoid being the next one killed, so nobody wants to stand out.
"Uhh, so what now...?"
"Umm, I have some interesting information..."
Suddenly, Reachzero steps up briefly.
"I had spoken to reyscarface before the night of his murder. He said that Fishin is potential threat and should be dealt with immediately!"
"Uhh, are you sure? I mean his accusations haven't been the most solid, except for the rece-"
"Okay we can go with that!"
"LYNCH FISHIN!"
"LYNCH FISHIN!"
"LYNCH LAUNDRY!"
"LYNCH FI-wait what? What do you have to base THIS lynch on?!"
"Well it's quite obvious really, once you put a bit of thought to it. You see-"
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WILL THE LOT OF YOU HEADLESS CHICKENS STOP CLUCKING MINDLESSLY!?"
The booming voice came from Fishin! He had a pretty agitated look on his face. And at closer inspection, he seemed to be almost glowing with happiness at the same time.
"Look, we can't just lynch everybody willy nilly. We need to have some firm evidence! Without that, we'll never be able to stop all the threats that reside in our humble town! SO I PROPOSE NO LYNCH TODAY! NOW THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS GO HOME AND DO A BIT MORE RESEARCH! AND MAKE SURE YOU BRING SOME MORE CONVINCING EVIDENCE NEXT 'LYNCH'!"
"B-but..."
"SHUT UP AND GO HOME!"
"Fiiiinee..."
--
THERE WAS NO LYNCH TODAY!(?) IT IS NOW NIGHT 4! DEADLINE IS 22:00 SUNDAY GMT!
"Uhh, so what now...?"
"Umm, I have some interesting information..."
Suddenly, Reachzero steps up briefly.
"I had spoken to reyscarface before the night of his murder. He said that Fishin is potential threat and should be dealt with immediately!"
"Uhh, are you sure? I mean his accusations haven't been the most solid, except for the rece-"
"Okay we can go with that!"
"LYNCH FISHIN!"
"LYNCH FISHIN!"
"LYNCH LAUNDRY!"
"LYNCH FI-wait what? What do you have to base THIS lynch on?!"
"Well it's quite obvious really, once you put a bit of thought to it. You see-"
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WILL THE LOT OF YOU HEADLESS CHICKENS STOP CLUCKING MINDLESSLY!?"
The booming voice came from Fishin! He had a pretty agitated look on his face. And at closer inspection, he seemed to be almost glowing with happiness at the same time.
"Look, we can't just lynch everybody willy nilly. We need to have some firm evidence! Without that, we'll never be able to stop all the threats that reside in our humble town! SO I PROPOSE NO LYNCH TODAY! NOW THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS GO HOME AND DO A BIT MORE RESEARCH! AND MAKE SURE YOU BRING SOME MORE CONVINCING EVIDENCE NEXT 'LYNCH'!"
"B-but..."
"SHUT UP AND GO HOME!"
"Fiiiinee..."
--
THERE WAS NO LYNCH TODAY!(?) IT IS NOW NIGHT 4! DEADLINE IS 22:00 SUNDAY GMT!
30 years ago we would have had you upside down hanging from a tree with a fork up your ass.
*bzzt*
*bzzt*
hey stfu, floudner, we don't wanna see a post from you.
who the fuck is floudner
ALL PMS ARE IN
Updating~
Updating~
The moon shines ominously on the town tonight, a sign of the increasing lunacy infecting the town. Cars can be seen burning in the street, and people can be seen leaping to their deaths from tall buildings. As the moonlight fades ushering in a new day, Lightwolf, donned in a black trenchcoat with a cigarette in his mouth, can be seen approaching Reachzero's home.
"...I wonder how long I'll be able to keep this charade up. When the moment is right, I'll quit my job with the government and declare myself overlord of this town. And if Jumpluff follows through on his promise, I'll be richer than I have ever dreamed! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
"Jumpluff, eh?"
"W-who are you!?"
A mysterious fiend suddenly approaches Lightwolf. What's left of the moonlight can be seen glistening sinisterly on his fangs. He glances at the ground briefly and smirks.
"Well, it looks like its game over for you, my 'friend'. And you too as well, Lightwolf."
"Is that a threat? You'll have to do a lot better to scare me off. DEMONS! COME FORTH!"
Suddenly a fissure appears in the ground, spouting hellfire. Several disfigured forms rise from the flames, and lurch forth.
"WhAt Is It NoW, hUmAn?"
"I command you to take care of this infidel!"
"I hAtE tHiS jOb. Oh WeLl, At LeAsT i CaN lEt OfF a BiT oF sTrEsS tEaRiNg YoU aPa... Wh-WhAt Is GoInG oN?"
The monsters start stumbling around, looking severely weakened. Lightwolf too, feels peculiar.
"Urgh, what is going on? Is this your work, bastard!?"
"Oh no no, I'm being affected too. It's not good being in a place like this for too long. But, I'm not affected at the degree you are. So lets take care of these toys first."
The mysterious fiend disappears in a flash, and suddenly the army of demons Lightwolf summoned collapse to the ground. Lightwolf takes a step back in shock.
"W... WHAT ARE YOU!?"
"Oh me? I don't see any reason to tell you. However, I'm sure you can learn from your master, after you meet him in Hell. Ah, before I send you off, could you be a dear and tell him 'I win' when you get there? I'd really appreciate it."
"What are you talking abo-"
Another figure emerges from the shadow, and instantly decapitates Lightwolf. His headless body falls to the ground and twitches for a moment.
"Ahhh that was satisfying. Now let's head back. The sun's not looking too friendly today..."
"Of course, sir."
As they leave the scene, a loud roar can be heard coming from the very ground. The mysterious fiend glances at the ground once more, smiles, and continues on his way.
--
<Back at The Town News station>
"M-ma'am? Are you sure we should be here? You I mean. You'll get fired if you set foot in the premises, and I don't wanna work for the other-"
"Quiet you! Look, this is very important. We're going to take a look at the news report before they air it, because they WILL be omitting things while broadcasting. And we can't have that, now can we?"
"Right right..."
With a few clacks of the keyboard, the morning news can be seen on the computer screen. A few chunks of the report have already been deleted.
"Damn, looks like the government started their work already. Let's see if we can glean something from this at least... Ah! Lightwolf was murdered? Decapitated, eh? Looks like he lost his mind in the end, heh. Now then, let's see what the news station has on him..."
"Well I-"
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
"Oh shit, security! Let's get out of here and make our way to City Hall. There are a fair few mysteries to solve, and I think we can clear some of them up by the end of today..."
"STOP!"
"The things I do for this woman, seriously..."
--
IT IS NOW DAY 5. THE DAY WILL END WHEN "MAJORITY" IS REACHED OR AT 22:00 PM GMT TUESDAY!
"...I wonder how long I'll be able to keep this charade up. When the moment is right, I'll quit my job with the government and declare myself overlord of this town. And if Jumpluff follows through on his promise, I'll be richer than I have ever dreamed! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!"
"Jumpluff, eh?"
"W-who are you!?"
A mysterious fiend suddenly approaches Lightwolf. What's left of the moonlight can be seen glistening sinisterly on his fangs. He glances at the ground briefly and smirks.
"Well, it looks like its game over for you, my 'friend'. And you too as well, Lightwolf."
"Is that a threat? You'll have to do a lot better to scare me off. DEMONS! COME FORTH!"
Suddenly a fissure appears in the ground, spouting hellfire. Several disfigured forms rise from the flames, and lurch forth.
"WhAt Is It NoW, hUmAn?"
"I command you to take care of this infidel!"
"I hAtE tHiS jOb. Oh WeLl, At LeAsT i CaN lEt OfF a BiT oF sTrEsS tEaRiNg YoU aPa... Wh-WhAt Is GoInG oN?"
The monsters start stumbling around, looking severely weakened. Lightwolf too, feels peculiar.
"Urgh, what is going on? Is this your work, bastard!?"
"Oh no no, I'm being affected too. It's not good being in a place like this for too long. But, I'm not affected at the degree you are. So lets take care of these toys first."
The mysterious fiend disappears in a flash, and suddenly the army of demons Lightwolf summoned collapse to the ground. Lightwolf takes a step back in shock.
"W... WHAT ARE YOU!?"
"Oh me? I don't see any reason to tell you. However, I'm sure you can learn from your master, after you meet him in Hell. Ah, before I send you off, could you be a dear and tell him 'I win' when you get there? I'd really appreciate it."
"What are you talking abo-"
Another figure emerges from the shadow, and instantly decapitates Lightwolf. His headless body falls to the ground and twitches for a moment.
"Ahhh that was satisfying. Now let's head back. The sun's not looking too friendly today..."
"Of course, sir."
As they leave the scene, a loud roar can be heard coming from the very ground. The mysterious fiend glances at the ground once more, smiles, and continues on his way.
--
<Back at The Town News station>
"M-ma'am? Are you sure we should be here? You I mean. You'll get fired if you set foot in the premises, and I don't wanna work for the other-"
"Quiet you! Look, this is very important. We're going to take a look at the news report before they air it, because they WILL be omitting things while broadcasting. And we can't have that, now can we?"
"Right right..."
With a few clacks of the keyboard, the morning news can be seen on the computer screen. A few chunks of the report have already been deleted.
"Damn, looks like the government started their work already. Let's see if we can glean something from this at least... Ah! Lightwolf was murdered? Decapitated, eh? Looks like he lost his mind in the end, heh. Now then, let's see what the news station has on him..."
"Huh? Damn, they cut that part. Oh, this is interesting too. It seems there's a note here as well..."CyzirVisheen said:
"Ugh, they deleted that too? How annoying. Oh, there's one other note here apparently. It seems Laundry has disappeared. Abducted by the alien perhaps? What do you think, cameraman?"
"Well I-"
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
"Oh shit, security! Let's get out of here and make our way to City Hall. There are a fair few mysteries to solve, and I think we can clear some of them up by the end of today..."
"STOP!"
"The things I do for this woman, seriously..."
--
IT IS NOW DAY 5. THE DAY WILL END WHEN "MAJORITY" IS REACHED OR AT 22:00 PM GMT TUESDAY!
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All PMs are out! Get to lynchin' you mad men you.