Finish it off with a BOOM.(An OU Warstory)

[Danmire]

Hey my peeps on Smogon! Danmire here, with my first Warstory. I personally like the title of this Warstory, hehe. This was done on Shoddy Battle.
Without further ado, let's begin!

Rules:Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Self-KO Clause, Soul Dew Clause

Danmire's Team:

zarvlad's team(Mono-Psychic):

Let's begin:

Danmire sent out Froslass (lvl 100 Froslass ).
zarvlad sent out Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).

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Alright, so it's my Lass vs his Rachi. Oh boy. I haven't ever REALLY seen a lead Rachi use "Stealth Rock" before, and I'm not sure it can learn it, maybe it can, maybe it can't, i dunno lol. Anywho, he's maybe gonna use Iron Head, let's see.

Froslass used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Jirachi used Gravity.
Gravity intensified!

Gravity? Wut? Oh well, I'm not TOO worried, yet, for now, I just want to set up my stacks o' Spikes.

Froslass used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Jirachi used Thunder.
Froslass lost 48% of its health.

Thunder huh? Hm.... oh well, more spikes, more spikes, MOAR.

Froslass used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Jirachi used Thunder.
Froslass lost 43% of its health.
Froslass is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Oh balls, I'm paralyzed. Oh well, it's my third layer of spikes. Lass, you did your job well, cadet.

Jirachi used Thunder.
Froslass lost 9% of its health.
Danmire's Froslass fainted.

Dammit, I was at least hoping for a Destiny Bond so I won't have to deal with Rachi. Oh well, Rachi kills my first one.


R.I.P:

Score: 5-6

Alright, let's see what's next.

Danmire switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ).

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Alright you fat tub o' stoof, let's see if you can pull this off!

Jirachi used Wish.
Jirachi made a wish!
Snorlax used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 47% of its health.
Gravity returned to normal!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.

Huh, Wish? That's right, he's gonna switch.
Let's hope good ol' Snorlax can take care of it.

Jirachi used U-turn.
Snorlax lost 16% of its health.
zarvlad switched in Bronzong (lvl 100 Bronzong).

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Oh BALLS man. Frickin Bronzongz. Alright, lemme check if this thing has Levitate. (Also, if it's going to set up some screens.)

Bronzong was hurt by Spikes!
Bronzong lost 25% of its health.
Snorlax used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 59% of its health.
The wish came true!
Bronzong restored 50% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

Bro. I hate wish.

Snorlax used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 51% of its health.
Bronzong used Gravity.
Gravity intensified!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

MORE Gravity? What is this guy going to pull off? Oh well, I better not make any assumptions, I am a gentlemen when it comes to battling.

Snorlax used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Bronzong lost 15% of its health.
zarvlad's Bronzong fainted.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 4% of its health.

Score: 5-5

Oof! Alright so, Bronzongs down. So he's not going to set up some screens.
Alright, I'm safe there. Let's see what he's going to do next..

zarvlad switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).

Oh man...well, at least I know it uses Special Attacks, so I'm safe there.

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Alright Snorlax, LEZ DO DIS.

Jirachi was hurt by Spikes!
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi used Thunder.
Snorlax lost 14% of its health.
Snorlax is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Snorlax used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 35% of its health.
zarvlad's Jirachi fainted.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

Score: 5-4

BRO, WHAT THE FU-. GRAH. Oh well, he's slow enough already. But this cuts my chances of actually ATTACKING. At least I got down Jirachi, who we all know is annoying as hell.

zarvlad switched in Starmie (lvl 100 Starmie).

lulz, Starmie, more Special.

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Bro, Snorlax is beast.

Starmie was hurt by Spikes!
Starmie lost 25% of its health.
Starmie used Hydro Pump.
Snorlax lost 35% of its health.
Starmie lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax used Return.
Starmie lost 65% of its health.
zarvlad's Starmie fainted.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

Score: 5-3

lol, Hydro Pump. Ah well. Now I could've used Crunch, but it doesn't matter, I took it down with a STAB Return, which I guess was stronger than Crunch with no STAB.(maybe they were the same?)

zarvlad switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).

OH FU-

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Azelf was hurt by Spikes!
Azelf lost 25% of its health.
Azelf used Psychic.
Snorlax lost 32% of its health.
Snorlax's special defence was lowered.
Azelf lost 10% of its health.
Snorlax used Return.
Azelf lost 65% of its health.
zarvlad's Azelf fainted.
Gravity returned to normal!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

Score: 5-2

Now here, I was gonna go for a Selfdestrust, but then I realized, I NEED this chubby bear(is it?). Another STAB Return takes it down.

zarvlad switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).

Uh oh. It's that thing that can basically WALL anything.

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Alright Chubby, let's see if we can kill this thing.

Cresselia used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Snorlax used Crunch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Cresselia lost 29% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

Oh GOD no, it's setting up frickin' screens. Crunch did absolutely nothing, grah.

Cresselia used Light Screen.
A barrier was formed!
Snorlax used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Cresselia lost 14% of its health.
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health

Oh well, I don't really have to worry about LS, because I don't think I'll be using my only Special Attack in this match.

Cresselia used Gravity.
Gravity intensified!
Snorlax is paralysed! It can't move!
Snorlax's leftovers restored its health a little!
Snorlax restored 6% of its health.

Moar gravity, MOAR.

zarvlad switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).

Oh. Oh it's a Physical User. Oh boy, I better switch.

Note: I used Crunch on it on that switch, reducing it's health by 11%. Go do the math.

Danmire switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ).

Aigh't, it's time for my PHYSICAL WALL, BABEH. I frickin' love Forretress.

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Let's do this, you worm-tank, you.

Metagross used Meteor Mash.
It's not very effective...
Forretress lost 21% of its health.
Metagross lost 10% of its health.

Time for some payback.

Metagross used Earthquake.
Forretress lost 27% of its health.
Metagross lost 10% of its health.
Forretress used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 17% of its health.

Those frickin' screens are the bane to my existence.

Metagross used Earthquake.
Forretress lost 26% of its health.
Metagross lost 10% of its health.
Forretress used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 17% of its health.
zarvlad's Metagross fainted.
Gravity returned to normal!

Score: 5-1

Alright, whatever, it doesn't matter, at least I took it down. Now time for his CRESSELIAZ.

zarvlad switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia )

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Hey, Forretress, let's take this thing down with a boom, alright?

zarvlad switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
Cresselia used Lunar Dance.
But it failed!
Forretress used Explosion.
Cresselia lost 27% of its health.
Forretress lost 26% of its health.
Danmire's Forretress fainted.
Cresselia's reflect wore off!

Score: 4-1

...Oh yeah, forgot about the frickin Reflect. You did good, Forretress, you did good.

R.I.P:

May you rest in peace, bro.
Now then, to avenge your death, so it wasn't in vain!

Danmire switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ).

Let's go. LET'S FINISH THIS OFF, WITH A BOOM!

Danmire switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Cresselia used Reflect.
A barrier was formed!
Snorlax used Selfdestruct.
Cresselia lost 30% of its health.
zarvlad's Cresselia fainted.
Snorlax lost 61% of its health.
Danmire's Snorlax fainted.
Danmire wins!

Good game, zarvlad. Good game.

Additional comments, and my thoughts on the match:
This wasn't a boring match, at least for me. I liked it very well, it shows how much Snorlax rules. I didn't really know why he used Gravity, but he's not gonna go to jail for it.
Now you see the AWESOMENESS of SNORLAX.

Anywho guys, I hope you enjoyed my Warstory!

R.I.P: Snorlax. He was da best.

 

[Dexington]

Snorlax sweep does not a good warstory make.

 

[Faladran]

I'll admit this wasn't the most competitive of battles, but it was a relatively good first try. It may be a better idea to pick a closer, more intense battle with good prediction and commentary. Good luck in the future, though.

 

[Its_A_Random]

In agreement with the above poster. Your opponent was also using a fairly gimmicky team...Lunar Dance Cresselia... 2/5.

EDIT: 123rd post...lol

 

[Engineer Pikachu]

Agreeing with what everyone has said; why would you use Lunar Dance if Cressy was your only poke left?

 

[sharkz]

I'll admit this wasn't the most competitive of battles, but it was a relatively good first try. It may be a better idea to pick a closer, more intense battle with good prediction and commentary. Good luck in the future, though.

this pretty much sums up what i thought

 

[Wynought]

In agreement with the above poster. Your opponent was also using a fairly gimmicky team...Lunar Dance Cresselia... 2/5.

EDIT: 123rd post...lol

Lunar Dance Cresselia is a gimmick to you?

 

[Danmire]

Of course, criticism is always needed!
But thank-you for the feedback you guys!
Next Warstory won't be disappointing.

 

[boredomisbliss]

The comments were lacking, and the battle wasn't great.


And Jirachi can' learn Stealth Rock, really?

 

[Danmire]

The comments were lacking, and the battle wasn't great.


And Jirachi can' learn Stealth Rock, really?

Excuse me if I don't remember the moves for every single Pokemon, I should try harder next time.

 

[ARandomDude]

I haven't ever REALLY seen a lead Rachi use "Stealth Rock" before, and I'm not sure it can learn it, maybe it can, maybe it can't, i dunno lol.

Eh stopped at that and GravityJirachi

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Gravity? Not sure what your opponent was going for.

Also, your opponent had Starmie, Azelf, and Cresselia, who were all weak to Dark. Actually when you consider Metagross, Bronzong, and Jirachi, it was an all-Psychic team.

 

[Danmire]

Gravity? Not sure what your opponent was going for.

Also, your opponent had Starmie, Azelf, and Cresselia, who were all weak to Dark. Actually when you consider Metagross, Bronzong, and Jirachi, it was an all-Psychic team.

I could've gone to Crunch, but I honestly didn't care, Return did a good job of the others anyway.

 

[Omnipresent]

Agreeing with what everyone has said; why would you use Lunar Dance if Cressy was your only poke left?

The same way that the guy kept on using Gravity just to make Thunder accurate on a special defense wall.

It's too plain of a warstory but nice try at least.

 

[avroillusion]

A mono-psychic gravity team? Gravity is hard enough to use as it is...how odd. Your opponent's team was really unbalanced; with Gravity it was a wonder no one was carrying Dynamic Punch or Focus Blast.