I was playing on Shoddy today with my new team and new account, surreptitiously named darthmeanie, and found a team, while imperfect, that I liked. This was my second match with Benefit; the first one I won.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
MY TEAM:
BENEFIT'S TEAM:
Benefit sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
darthmeanie sent out Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Heatran won't like Brick Break I think to myself. Its banded, but I think I have a shot at outspeeding him.
Heatran used Overheat.
It's super effective!
Weavile lost 100% of its health.
darthmeanie's Weavile fainted.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
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... or not. Well I'm actually in a good position now though. I know he's scarfed, which lets me switch in my tentracruel and get free toxic spikes on the obvious switch.
darthmeanie switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Benefit: Do you think the Togekiss/Jirachi wall Combo is cheap ?
darthmeanie: wait, did i just fight you?
Benefit switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
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I was pretty sure his Deoxys carried psychic, and since tentacruel could keep some of his pokes at bay...
Benefit: Yes
darthmeanie: i dont consider much to be "cheap"
darthmeanie switched in Wobbuffet (lvl 100 Wobbuffet ?).
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 16% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
I decided to remove the threat.
Benefit: Like you using Wobbuffet
Hyperslow has entered the room.
darthmeanie: to each his own
Deoxys-e used Superpower.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 15% of its health.
Deoxys-e's attack was lowered.
Deoxys-e's defence was lowered.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat.
But it failed!
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
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Mixed Life Orb set? I hate getting out predicted, so I do what I really should have done the moment I saw the life orb.
Benefit: lol
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 17% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Encore.
Deoxys-e got an encore!
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
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Nothing can save him now. So i taunt him.
darthmeanie: face your doom
Benefit: Fuck ude that thing is to broken
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 13% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat.
Deoxys-e lost 57% of its health.
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 15% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 3% of its health.
Benefit's Deoxys-e fainted.
Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat.
But there was no target!
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
Benefit switched in Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Weavile was poisoned!
Weavile was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Im worried here. If he Night Slashes, It should be a KO. If he pursuits, I kill him. I was thinking I was going to switch for another day and save my 50% or so for another kill when he says.
Benefit: Run like the bitch you are
Now I have been provoked, and he's probably going to get me to switch so he can pursuit. Or maybe thats what he wants me to think. If I switch, I live or die, if I counter, I live or die. To hell with it.
Weavile used Pursuit.
It's super effective!
Wobbuffet lost 39% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Counter.
Weavile lost 100% of its health.
Benefit's Weavile fainted.
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
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That felt good.
darthmeanie: nah
Benefit: lol
Benefit switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Benefit: run pussy
I still have some HP left, maybe I could take the hit?
Heatran used Overheat.
A critical hit!
Wobbuffet lost 21% of its health.
darthmeanie's Wobbuffet fainted.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
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... Or Not. At least I'll get to finish setting Toxic Spikes.
darthmeanie switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Benefit: Crit
Benefit switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Blastoise was poisoned!
Blastoise was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
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I'm pretty sure Tentacruel can take him with a few surfs, but I decide to be cautious. I switch to my lightning fast wall and total hellmaker...
darthmeanie switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Blastoise used Mirror Coat.
But it failed!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
Good thing I switched. I don't know Blastoise sets well, so now I get a free chance to begin stat upping.
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Blastoise fell for the taunt!
Blastoise used Toxic.
Blastoise can't use Toxic after the taunt!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
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Taunt: the penultimate attack for the fastest pokemon in the game. With my 252 HP set, I can freely throw off Cosmic Powers and Recovers until I am nigh indestructible.
Benefit: Ouch
darthmeanie: wobby and wall deoxys-e create a near unstoppable wall
Benefit switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Deoxys-e used Seismic Toss.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
---
Jirachi, taunt should deal with him. Oh, and the above is true. Besides the occasional ghost, dark, and bug attacks, Deoxys can taunt whatever would taunt Wobbuffet, and wobbuffet makes great set up chances for Deoxys and Tentacruel.
Benefit: When i bord i tend to make gay mistakes
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Jirachi fell for the taunt!
Jirachi used Body Slam.
Deoxys-e lost 19% of its health.
Deoxys-e is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Deoxys-e's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-e restored 6% of its health.
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That Hurt. Deoxys is practically useless at this point, since his speed let me fight without really worrying about predicts or taunters. I'm just glad he doesn't pack a Gyarados, he's my best way to stop those things.
darthmeanie: graghh!
darthmeanie switched in Moltres (lvl 100 Moltres).
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Moltres lost 22% of its health.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
---
Moltres. Yes, Moltres. I know he's X4 Stealth Rock weak. I have a spinner. And This set is an incredible toxistaller in conjunction to toxic spikes I have.
Moltres used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 71% of its health.
Jirachi used Body Slam.
Moltres lost 16% of its health.
Moltres is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi's taunt wore off!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
---
I know it has Serene Grace, but I'm still not happy. Regardless that Jirachi would take alot of luck to get away with that.
Benefit: YES
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
A critical hit!
Moltres lost 41% of its health.
Moltres flinched!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
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A critical hit and a flinch simultaneously. I think that is a one in 112 chance or something. Heres to hoping I can still finish him...
darthmeanie: i hates youz
Benefit: YES
darthmeanie: crit and flinch
darthmeanie: good lord
Benefit: Twice
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Moltres lost 23% of its health.
Moltres used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 36% of its health.
Benefit's Jirachi fainted.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
---
A relief. Paralysis would likely have made me throw my keyboard. Oh, and did I mention that Moltres just two hitted a Jirachi? Dont **** with Moltres.
Benefit switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Moltres used Protect.
Moltres protected itself!
Heatran used Hidden Power.
Moltres protected itself!
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
---
Maybe I can survive this?
Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Moltres lost 28% of its health.
darthmeanie's Moltres fainted.
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Of course not. I'm paralyzed and he's scarfed. It could have been a Snorlax and I would have lost.
Benefit: rock tw
Benefit: ftw'
darthmeanie switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Tentacruel lost 37% of its health.
Tentacruel used Surf.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 58% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
---
Hmm... I think he fibbed when he said his HP was rock. Must be electric. Doesn't matter, I'll KO him anyways.
Benefit switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Tentacruel used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Blastoise lost 10% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
Not much I could do, and not much I need to do either. I am a special wall after all, and he has toxic.
darthmeanie: im not really worried you see
Tentacruel used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Blastoise lost 9% of its health.
Blastoise used Mirror Coat.
Tentacruel lost 19% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
But it failed!
Blastoise used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Tentacruel lost 9% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
So far so good...
Benefit switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
Tentacruel used Surf.
Togekiss lost 20% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
... I have a SE attack, and its a special attacker, so I am still not worried. Hmm... Togekiss could do some paraflinching though. *shudders*
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 28% of its health.
Togekiss was frozen solid!
Togekiss is frozen solid!
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
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Sweet. I don't know what kind of problems this Togekiss would have wrought, but its not going to bring any more.
Benefit: NO!
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 28% of its health.
Togekiss is frozen solid!
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
darthmeanie: in soviet russia hax has YOU
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Togekiss is frozen solid!
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 24% of its health.
Benefit's Togekiss fainted.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
---
Well, I kind of feel sorry for my opponent, but mostly happy.
Benefit switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Benefit: KABOOOOOOOOOM
Heatran used Explosion.
Tentacruel lost 90% of its health.
darthmeanie's Tentacruel fainted.
Benefit's Heatran fainted.
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Just to be clear, I WOULD have switched to Steelix, but the moment that message showed up was the moment the attack hit, so I couldn't. RIP Tentacruel.
Benefit switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
darthmeanie switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Blastoise used Surf.
Deoxys-e lost 37% of its health.
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Blastoise fell for the taunt!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
Deoxys-e's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-e restored 6% of its health.
---
I expected Toxic. This probably hurt me here. Fortunately he's poisoned, so if I just keep recovering and dont get paralyzed I should be okay. Should.
Blastoise used Surf.
Deoxys-e lost 47% of its health.
Deoxys-e used Recover.
Deoxys-e restored 50% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
Deoxys-e's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-e restored 6% of its health.
---
Blastoise used Surf.
A critical hit!
Deoxys-e lost 66% of its health.
darthmeanie's Deoxys-e fainted.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
I tell you, my Deoxys has never been killed by an attack that wasn't a critical hit. Every single match, a crit takes him out. I've been critted by Gastrodons, Lucarios, you name it, it finished me when it shouldn't have. And that crit cost me the game.
darthmeanie switched in Steelix (lvl 100 Steelix ?).
Benefit: LOL
darthmeanie: crits always kill deoxys
Benefit: I love this match
darthmeanie: that should have been in the bag
darthmeanie: this is so going in a warstory
Blastoise used Surf.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 100% of its health.
darthmeanie's Steelix fainted.
Benefit wins!
Benefit: yes
darthmeanie: gg grumble grumble
Benefit: gg
darthmeanie: frickin crits
Benefit: yeah
darthmeanie: ive lost easily 3 matches to them today
Benefit: that sucks i won all that way
darthmeanie: my deoxys is a crit magnet
Hyperslow has left the room.
Benefit: ii depend on hax to win
darthmeanie: that ice beam was helpful though
Benefit: my team is built around that
darthmeanie: i guess it evened out
darthmeanie: good game
Benefit: yeah gg
Benefit: peace !!!!!!
Okay Final Round!
Props:
===
Wobbuffet for taking out two full health opponents singlehandedly
Tentacruel for being made of awesome
Moltres for doing something with his life despite crits and flinches
My opponent's Heatran for revenge killing the hell out of me
Slops:
===
Weavile for being useful only in setting up toxic spikes
Me for making some stupid mistakes
Deoxys getting paralyzed
That last crit
Steelix for being useless
The fair amount of hax in this game
Im probably going to make a RMT following this as well.
EDIT: RMT HERE (Same Team) http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41714
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
MY TEAM:
BENEFIT'S TEAM:
Benefit sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
darthmeanie sent out Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Heatran won't like Brick Break I think to myself. Its banded, but I think I have a shot at outspeeding him.
Heatran used Overheat.
It's super effective!
Weavile lost 100% of its health.
darthmeanie's Weavile fainted.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
---
... or not. Well I'm actually in a good position now though. I know he's scarfed, which lets me switch in my tentracruel and get free toxic spikes on the obvious switch.
darthmeanie switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Benefit: Do you think the Togekiss/Jirachi wall Combo is cheap ?
darthmeanie: wait, did i just fight you?
Benefit switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
---
I was pretty sure his Deoxys carried psychic, and since tentacruel could keep some of his pokes at bay...
Benefit: Yes
darthmeanie: i dont consider much to be "cheap"
darthmeanie switched in Wobbuffet (lvl 100 Wobbuffet ?).
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 16% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
I decided to remove the threat.
Benefit: Like you using Wobbuffet
Hyperslow has entered the room.
darthmeanie: to each his own
Deoxys-e used Superpower.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 15% of its health.
Deoxys-e's attack was lowered.
Deoxys-e's defence was lowered.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat.
But it failed!
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
Mixed Life Orb set? I hate getting out predicted, so I do what I really should have done the moment I saw the life orb.
Benefit: lol
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 17% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Encore.
Deoxys-e got an encore!
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
Nothing can save him now. So i taunt him.
darthmeanie: face your doom
Benefit: Fuck ude that thing is to broken
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 13% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 10% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat.
Deoxys-e lost 57% of its health.
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
Deoxys-e used Psychic.
It's not very effective...
Wobbuffet lost 15% of its health.
Deoxys-e lost 3% of its health.
Benefit's Deoxys-e fainted.
Wobbuffet used Mirror Coat.
But there was no target!
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
Benefit switched in Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Weavile was poisoned!
Weavile was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Im worried here. If he Night Slashes, It should be a KO. If he pursuits, I kill him. I was thinking I was going to switch for another day and save my 50% or so for another kill when he says.
Benefit: Run like the bitch you are
Now I have been provoked, and he's probably going to get me to switch so he can pursuit. Or maybe thats what he wants me to think. If I switch, I live or die, if I counter, I live or die. To hell with it.
Weavile used Pursuit.
It's super effective!
Wobbuffet lost 39% of its health.
Wobbuffet used Counter.
Weavile lost 100% of its health.
Benefit's Weavile fainted.
Wobbuffet's leftovers restored its health a little!
Wobbuffet restored 6% of its health.
---
That felt good.
darthmeanie: nah
Benefit: lol
Benefit switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Benefit: run pussy
I still have some HP left, maybe I could take the hit?
Heatran used Overheat.
A critical hit!
Wobbuffet lost 21% of its health.
darthmeanie's Wobbuffet fainted.
Heatran's special attack was harshly lowered.
---
... Or Not. At least I'll get to finish setting Toxic Spikes.
darthmeanie switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Benefit: Crit
Benefit switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Blastoise was poisoned!
Blastoise was poisoned by the Toxic Spikes!
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
I'm pretty sure Tentacruel can take him with a few surfs, but I decide to be cautious. I switch to my lightning fast wall and total hellmaker...
darthmeanie switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Blastoise used Mirror Coat.
But it failed!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
Good thing I switched. I don't know Blastoise sets well, so now I get a free chance to begin stat upping.
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Blastoise fell for the taunt!
Blastoise used Toxic.
Blastoise can't use Toxic after the taunt!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
Taunt: the penultimate attack for the fastest pokemon in the game. With my 252 HP set, I can freely throw off Cosmic Powers and Recovers until I am nigh indestructible.
Benefit: Ouch
darthmeanie: wobby and wall deoxys-e create a near unstoppable wall
Benefit switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Deoxys-e used Seismic Toss.
Jirachi lost 25% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
---
Jirachi, taunt should deal with him. Oh, and the above is true. Besides the occasional ghost, dark, and bug attacks, Deoxys can taunt whatever would taunt Wobbuffet, and wobbuffet makes great set up chances for Deoxys and Tentacruel.
Benefit: When i bord i tend to make gay mistakes
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Jirachi fell for the taunt!
Jirachi used Body Slam.
Deoxys-e lost 19% of its health.
Deoxys-e is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Deoxys-e's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-e restored 6% of its health.
---
That Hurt. Deoxys is practically useless at this point, since his speed let me fight without really worrying about predicts or taunters. I'm just glad he doesn't pack a Gyarados, he's my best way to stop those things.
darthmeanie: graghh!
darthmeanie switched in Moltres (lvl 100 Moltres).
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Moltres lost 22% of its health.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
---
Moltres. Yes, Moltres. I know he's X4 Stealth Rock weak. I have a spinner. And This set is an incredible toxistaller in conjunction to toxic spikes I have.
Moltres used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 71% of its health.
Jirachi used Body Slam.
Moltres lost 16% of its health.
Moltres is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
Jirachi's taunt wore off!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
---
I know it has Serene Grace, but I'm still not happy. Regardless that Jirachi would take alot of luck to get away with that.
Benefit: YES
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
A critical hit!
Moltres lost 41% of its health.
Moltres flinched!
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Jirachi restored 6% of its health.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
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A critical hit and a flinch simultaneously. I think that is a one in 112 chance or something. Heres to hoping I can still finish him...
darthmeanie: i hates youz
Benefit: YES
darthmeanie: crit and flinch
darthmeanie: good lord
Benefit: Twice
Jirachi used Zen Headbutt.
Moltres lost 23% of its health.
Moltres used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 36% of its health.
Benefit's Jirachi fainted.
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
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A relief. Paralysis would likely have made me throw my keyboard. Oh, and did I mention that Moltres just two hitted a Jirachi? Dont **** with Moltres.
Benefit switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Moltres used Protect.
Moltres protected itself!
Heatran used Hidden Power.
Moltres protected itself!
Moltres's leftovers restored its health a little!
Moltres restored 6% of its health.
---
Maybe I can survive this?
Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Moltres lost 28% of its health.
darthmeanie's Moltres fainted.
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Of course not. I'm paralyzed and he's scarfed. It could have been a Snorlax and I would have lost.
Benefit: rock tw
Benefit: ftw'
darthmeanie switched in Tentacruel (lvl 100 Tentacruel ?).
Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Tentacruel lost 37% of its health.
Tentacruel used Surf.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 58% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
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Hmm... I think he fibbed when he said his HP was rock. Must be electric. Doesn't matter, I'll KO him anyways.
Benefit switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
Tentacruel used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Blastoise lost 10% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
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Not much I could do, and not much I need to do either. I am a special wall after all, and he has toxic.
darthmeanie: im not really worried you see
Tentacruel used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Blastoise lost 9% of its health.
Blastoise used Mirror Coat.
Tentacruel lost 19% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
Tentacruel used Toxic Spikes.
But it failed!
Blastoise used Surf.
It's not very effective...
Tentacruel lost 9% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
So far so good...
Benefit switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
Tentacruel used Surf.
Togekiss lost 20% of its health.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
... I have a SE attack, and its a special attacker, so I am still not worried. Hmm... Togekiss could do some paraflinching though. *shudders*
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 28% of its health.
Togekiss was frozen solid!
Togekiss is frozen solid!
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
Sweet. I don't know what kind of problems this Togekiss would have wrought, but its not going to bring any more.
Benefit: NO!
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 28% of its health.
Togekiss is frozen solid!
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
darthmeanie: in soviet russia hax has YOU
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Togekiss is frozen solid!
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
Togekiss's leftovers restored its health a little!
Togekiss restored 6% of its health.
---
Tentacruel used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 24% of its health.
Benefit's Togekiss fainted.
Tentacruel's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Tentacruel restored 6% of its health.
---
Well, I kind of feel sorry for my opponent, but mostly happy.
Benefit switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Benefit: KABOOOOOOOOOM
Heatran used Explosion.
Tentacruel lost 90% of its health.
darthmeanie's Tentacruel fainted.
Benefit's Heatran fainted.
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Just to be clear, I WOULD have switched to Steelix, but the moment that message showed up was the moment the attack hit, so I couldn't. RIP Tentacruel.
Benefit switched in Blastoise (lvl 100 Blastoise ?).
darthmeanie switched in Deoxys-e (lvl 100 Deoxys-e).
Deoxys-e is exerting its pressure!
Blastoise used Surf.
Deoxys-e lost 37% of its health.
Deoxys-e used Taunt.
Blastoise fell for the taunt!
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
Deoxys-e's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-e restored 6% of its health.
---
I expected Toxic. This probably hurt me here. Fortunately he's poisoned, so if I just keep recovering and dont get paralyzed I should be okay. Should.
Blastoise used Surf.
Deoxys-e lost 47% of its health.
Deoxys-e used Recover.
Deoxys-e restored 50% of its health.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
Deoxys-e's leftovers restored its health a little!
Deoxys-e restored 6% of its health.
---
Blastoise used Surf.
A critical hit!
Deoxys-e lost 66% of its health.
darthmeanie's Deoxys-e fainted.
Blastoise's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blastoise restored 6% of its health.
Blastoise is hurt by poison!
Blastoise lost 12% of its health.
---
I tell you, my Deoxys has never been killed by an attack that wasn't a critical hit. Every single match, a crit takes him out. I've been critted by Gastrodons, Lucarios, you name it, it finished me when it shouldn't have. And that crit cost me the game.
darthmeanie switched in Steelix (lvl 100 Steelix ?).
Benefit: LOL
darthmeanie: crits always kill deoxys
Benefit: I love this match
darthmeanie: that should have been in the bag
darthmeanie: this is so going in a warstory
Blastoise used Surf.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 100% of its health.
darthmeanie's Steelix fainted.
Benefit wins!
Benefit: yes
darthmeanie: gg grumble grumble
Benefit: gg
darthmeanie: frickin crits
Benefit: yeah
darthmeanie: ive lost easily 3 matches to them today
Benefit: that sucks i won all that way
darthmeanie: my deoxys is a crit magnet
Hyperslow has left the room.
Benefit: ii depend on hax to win
darthmeanie: that ice beam was helpful though
Benefit: my team is built around that
darthmeanie: i guess it evened out
darthmeanie: good game
Benefit: yeah gg
Benefit: peace !!!!!!
Okay Final Round!
Props:
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Wobbuffet for taking out two full health opponents singlehandedly
Tentacruel for being made of awesome
Moltres for doing something with his life despite crits and flinches
My opponent's Heatran for revenge killing the hell out of me
Slops:
===
Weavile for being useful only in setting up toxic spikes
Me for making some stupid mistakes
Deoxys getting paralyzed
That last crit
Steelix for being useless
The fair amount of hax in this game
Im probably going to make a RMT following this as well.
EDIT: RMT HERE (Same Team) http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41714
