Jump Scared by Forum Paleontology

[TheMantyke]

Casually browsing smogon.com and I receive an alert

"hmm I wonder thread this is for" and I get teleported back in time to this.

BIG ASHLEY what are you doing down there ma'am. why are you spelunking through vbulletin era posts. There are users on here who were three years old when immortal soldier graced us. Is it healthy to yank him back into our minds? Should science reconstruct this poster using fossilized posts frozen in amber??

phoopes I saw you looking at that thread too wtf were yall doing down there explain yourselves without divulging a complicated scheme.

 

[BP]

"A poster need not know the reason for a react, but only that a react has been added to their total" - Postalations 5:16

 

[az]

upon reading this post, TheMantyke was enlightened

 

[phoopes]

phoopes I saw you looking at that thread too wtf were yall doing down there explain yourselves without divulging a complicated scheme.

(i happen very quickly)

 

[awyp]

its called stalking

 

[TheMantyke]

they’re bullying me with posts old enough to register their own smogon account. stop them smogoff

 

[BP]

Least they aren't HAHA'ing every post.

Now that's real bullying

 

[ThatOneSpork]

stop them smogoff

Now why would I stop content?

 

[UberSkitty]

we're all soldeirs of immortal soldeir. the time has finally come.

 

[Sijih]

they’re bullying me with posts old enough to register their own smogon account. stop them smogoff

i would have liked this post but it's in a closed forum

 

[Hulavuta]

zebrinken

 

[TheMantyke]

i would have liked this post but it's in a closed forum

It's taking a lot to digest that the time between now and when I made that post is now a greater span of time than when I made that post and when I was first conceived.

and I STILL need to learn about effective typings

 

[UberSkitty]

water puts out fire, fire melts ice, and ice freezes water ...wait a second...

 

[Opchurtle100]

Least they aren't HAHA'ing every post.

Now that's real bullying

Yo this dude got too many posts

 

[TheMantyke]

Least they aren't HAHA'ing every post.

 

[BP]

If it makes you feel better I genuinely laughed at the post above so its a Sincere HAHA. He's also inflating your react score, your welcome.

 

[Bughouse]

I would like this post if I could. and this one.

 

[Berks]

im in awe … all this history … does anyone ever realize posting while they react? every, every post? …

 

[TheMantyke]

I would like this post if I could. and this one.

Okay that first one is just me being an astoundingly weird and dumb 14 year old, but that second one is me making fun of Great Sage's old signature where he had DO NOT USE UMBREON IN OU in like six different variants of bold, italics, and underline. Parodying it was like a mini smogon meme at the time. I will give infantile me a pass on that umbreon one for trying to be a funny little 8th grader.

also they're still going, they are a stalwart soul

 

[Bice]

fat immortal soldeir said

 

[BP]

Parodying

I heard Great Sage loved parodies so much he parodied smogon.

 

[Sijih]

yeah a parodies nuts

(this post was a tribute to brightobject)

 

[antemortem]

soldeir*

 

[Martin]

TheMantyke highlighting this and baiting people into diving deep into his posting history is all an elaborate scheme to artificially inflate his reaction score

Do not fall into his trap

 

[TheMantyke]

TheMantyke highlighting this and baiting people into diving deep into his posting history is all an elaborate scheme to artificially inflate his reaction score

Do not fall into his trap

I have no need for your earthly likes. I have my memories of my gold luvdisc trade thread from the vbulletin days. I do not fear death.

They're still going btw. I think they're starting to run out of posts not in an archived forum, we're down in the USUM release now.