To Chloe, the infamous AG Zangooser
I am dutifully dedicating this to thee
As I ultimately brought up the cabooser.
My hopes and dreams, smashed by a haxing spree
Highlighted by a tie, a miss and an unfortunate crit
But this is no time for a display of salt
As you take every grain as a meta of your own
Your beauty is unparalleled,
Shine like Alexander Graham Bell
Your skill is unmatched,
Surely you’ll never be surpassed
Humbly boast complete perfection,
I hope VD gets a urinary tract infection
As Highlighter is a hax fighter,
And VD shows whales his weewee,
And the presence of Kris removes all bliss,
And Volt Darkrai vs. Quagsire ends with a cry
And Amoonguss is grosser than puss,
And VD busts a nut when he sees a mammoth strut
And Flint is a stupid fucking little clit,
You are simply Chloe, one who all love dearly.
One who exemplifies the beauty of the OM room
One who stands bravely despite impending doom,
One who won this bet without a fret,
You’re the one, yeah, you’re the one
You’re the best yet, yet your best is yet to come.