Hello there! I'm ThatOneSpork, but my friends call me Spork! Welcome to my Used Car dealership! All these cars are guaranteed quality, and I promise you that you will not be disappointed in your choice! In fact, I think you'll love these cars as much as I do! And trust me, I do love these cars.
Aren't they just adorable? Oh sorry, let's see what you might want to buy! If you look over here, we have a lovely used Double Decker Bus for sale! The starting price is $29,999, but I'm down to negotiate the price.
Now, if you're not into this sort of thing, don't worry! We'll leave the Double Decker bus section, and move onto the military vehicles! I have these lovely Used Humvee's, and I'm sure you'd love to cruise in one of these down the road.
They may not be the smoothest ride, but they sure do look good! And it's only going to cost you $15,000 for one of these! And over here, we have this lovely tank. It's a bit of a fixer upper, but it's a steal at only $10,000!
If you could fix that up, you could do so much with it! Sounds like a great deal, right? However, if you need something with more style, follow me to our small lake for the most classy vehicle here!
This lovely cruise ship is just dying to be bought, and only for the low price of $100,000! It's certainly got enough seats for the whole family, and you know you'd be taking THIS out all the time! However, if you're looking for something else, I might have something else around here for you to look at. Just let me know what you want!
Aren't they just adorable? Oh sorry, let's see what you might want to buy! If you look over here, we have a lovely used Double Decker Bus for sale! The starting price is $29,999, but I'm down to negotiate the price.
Now, if you're not into this sort of thing, don't worry! We'll leave the Double Decker bus section, and move onto the military vehicles! I have these lovely Used Humvee's, and I'm sure you'd love to cruise in one of these down the road.
They may not be the smoothest ride, but they sure do look good! And it's only going to cost you $15,000 for one of these! And over here, we have this lovely tank. It's a bit of a fixer upper, but it's a steal at only $10,000!
If you could fix that up, you could do so much with it! Sounds like a great deal, right? However, if you need something with more style, follow me to our small lake for the most classy vehicle here!
This lovely cruise ship is just dying to be bought, and only for the low price of $100,000! It's certainly got enough seats for the whole family, and you know you'd be taking THIS out all the time! However, if you're looking for something else, I might have something else around here for you to look at. Just let me know what you want!