A recent road trip made me realize what a privilege it is to be a guy. I had too much water on the way and couldn't hold my pee in any longer. If my friend didn't pull over, I would have pissed all over his car and probably on him and two other people too.
So he pulled over, I unzipped my flies, pulled out my dick, and watered the grass. What a relief it was! Can you imagine if you were a female? How troublesome it would be to squat in public???
P.S. I'm a guy. Please stop sending me dirty messages. Thanks.