List of Warstories, including the "noob" ones
No Sleep Clause + Breloom + Garchomp = Pain! (DPPt OU)
A boring and pointless story concerning my mono-Bug team (well, not entirely mono-Bug - I include Flygon and Gliscor for some reason. Probably because both are in the Bug Egg group. Who knows) versus a team that included Skarmory, Gyarados, Gengar and Garchomp - in short, the worst nightmares for a mono-Bug team, and which I was proud of for some reason. Either that or I'm just drawn to unusual warstories. In any case, I had omitted to check beforehand that all the usual clauses had been checked, and as such I was put in the unenviable situation of playing against a Spore Puncher Breloom without Sleep Clause. If nothing else, though, this shows the colossal power of Choice Scarf Heracross in any situation - KOing five of my opponent's six Pokemon is certainly no joke. Got to love those twin 120 BP STABs. Anyway, rather predictably, the battle was short, linear, and nearly every play on my part involved sacrificing a Pokemon to allow Heracross to revenge kill (and he never switched out for some reason), except the bits where I sacrifice three Pokemon to take down one Breloom. Disgusting thing.
Anyway it also involved me winning by 2%. Which I suppose is nice and dramatic or something, I dunno.
Love, Loyalty, and Parattrafusiohax (DP UU)
Another "alternative" warstory. Here I, with my bog-standard UU team, go up against a user who seemed entirely hell-bent on pursuing "annoyer" strategies such as Attract, Paralysis, and Confusion, which I don't have to tell you was bloody annoying. The battle is pretty much split into pieces where momentum keeps switching - I lose 3 Pokemon to hax, my opponent loses 3 to pure power, I lose a Pokemon to hax, they lose 3 to pure power (and a little bit of luck). For a rather bland battle, it's overly dramatised to the point of the ridiculous - though as it was indeed a very emotional battle, I suppose I can be excused on that count. It's certainly more prosaically competent than the above, though it's still quite clear that I'm much better at writing than I am at battling...
Rivals of Usage (DPPtHGSS Suspect)
Co-written with Alchemator (aka. Salac Berry). My last warstory, this time during Stage 2 of the Round 3 Suspect Testing - thus Shaymin-S and Deoxys-S are banned, and Garchomp, Latias, and Manaphy are legal. This warstory has dual commentary, illustrations, and altogether a lot more to read than anything before. Plenty of bad plays and bad puns to amuse you, though if you're coming, do stay for the writing rather than the battle, which in and of itself is subpar. There are mispredictions, the existence of Slaking, and (spoilers) a large dollop of endgame hax. But hey, reading is what makes a warstory fun, right?
Right?
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Well all right, I did write it. And yes, it is mildly ironic that I wrote a warstory guide with nothing to show for it but these three. But hey, I learned from reading the best. And I'm certain that counts for something. Probably.