Credit to
Nineage for writing these for me
Now I don't know who said it but they were really right
When they said that Wooper would fill people with fright
We're gonna blind all our enemies with a Bubblebeam
You had some real bad luck when put against our team
Cottonee Crusaders? What kind of name is that?
It sounds like someone went to the toilet and shat.
TNMTirtuogas? Route 101 Rascals? You crazy?
Were the people that came up with these names feeling lazy?
Door-Opening Doduos? What, you want a medal or somethin'? I can open doors too,
Although, I'll admit, it's more than Carvanhas can do.
I said it before and I'll say it again
Cottonee might be cute but we're not your friends.
^_^
Lets go! Lets fight!
Woopers will do it right!
Who even cares about Brave Bird?
Doduo can go eat turd.
Scraggy? What a stupid mascot
Unless your pants fall down a lot.
Route 101? What a joke
We all know you gonna choke.
Tirtougas? Nothing much to say
Encore you all day.
Lets go! Lets fight!
The futures looking pretty bright!
^_^