Dear Itchni,
You are Chris Jericho
You are the best in the world at what you do, or so you claim. Even if this weren't true, it is hard to argue with your accomplishments.
Recently, your luck seems to have run out; everytime something good happens to you the opportunity is taken away.
You are so fed up that you have resorted to stealing others accomplishments. At night you may PM a host with "Night X - break down <users> wall." You will steal all of <user>'s possessions by the end of the night
Because you have a fancy suit, you must include at least 6 big words in your post or be godkilled.
You are aligned with the Heels, you win if the heels win