Waddap~! Waddap~!!
Dis is Dante from the East!
I got a little team cookin up and id like sum pointers from the pros.
I love losing so much, in fact i got all my loss replays on a little handy-dandy notepad.
Gave me a little boost from the noob i am.
Based on a couple of matches and (finally) a win streak, i got my team up.
Heres my team, telmewatyathinkhuh?.
Leftovers
252 hp/atk evs
Adamant
Iron Fist
Stealth Rock
Shadow Punch
Earthquake
Fly (because yolo)
nah... just kidding 4th move is Ice Punch
Well, your stereotypical golurk pushing its weight around tossing its levitating droppings all over the opponents side, pretty much does the job of stab 2hkoing baddies after its initial SR purpose is done.
Black Sludge
252 atk/speed evs
Jolly
Poison Point
Spikes
Toxic Spikes
Mega Horn
Sludge Bomb
When this guy comes out depends on what i see - if theres anyone on the opposing teamwith the ability to rapid spin - im out, gotta focus on taking out that pokemon before i start anything. Lure it out, kill it with fire, and feed its remains to Golurk so we can produce more levitating feces.
I prefer Poison Point over Swarm because the pokemon right on front of scolipede is not immediately susceptible to the poison spike set - and most of the time people would assume that you have swarm and use a 'contact' move.
I hate Muk (nasty piece of...), Skuntank (where Muk probably comes from) and anything that eats up my purple spikes of doom.
Now once i figure out if entry hazards will be of use or not... heres where the fun begins.
Eviolite
Hp/Def ev's
Bold
Torrent
Rapid Spin
Ice Beam
Surf
Haze
I find it funny when people start stacking Curse/Quiver Dance and you send in this little turtle and suddenly all of their hopes and dreams come to a screeching halt - i love haze, completely awsome.
(warning: excessive use of haste may induce rage quit)
Rapid Spin - you know how it works right?, use it to flick off those tacks and feces.
Surf over Scald - now why would i do that? - i dont know, maybe because you wont be able to dish out more than one scald when facing off with an extremely cruel opponent. *sob*
Ice beam works too, i hate anything flying or dragon-y.
Choice Band
atk/speed/spatk
Modest
Levitate (like i have choice)
Wild Charge
Super Power
Giga Drain
Flame Thrower
Who doesnt want a freaking eel that breathes fire right?
Too cool.
This is where the pain starts, depending on the typing and clowns that your opponent has lined up, this guy can rip apart a team with proper hygiene - i mean prediction.
Eviolite
atk/speed ev's
Jolly
Mold Breaker
Dragon Dance
Outrage
Super Power
Taunt
I used to like that berry that snapped this little guy out of confusion - until i had 3 games where a single ice move snapped its neck. Eviolite filled that little hole in his heart, so that he can freely rampage throughout the battlefield. (its so beautiful) :')
The confusion aint so bad, thats why we switch out right?
I really, really, really, really hate Alomola and Lickylicky - they're pink and ... uh... PINK!
Its a pain - so fell in love with Taunt where they were rendered useless and a free Dragon Dance - YAY!
Eviolite
hp/def ev's
Bold
Prankster
Dark Pulse
Substitute
Roost
Whirlwind
Biggest pain in the butt in my my team - once i rid the enemy team of the dreaded poo&tack removal squad and see no extremespeedurs - i have fun watching them slowly die.
End of story.
Counters?
Pink and/or White or any RGB combination ugly walls who will sleep and wake up cranky as a diglett out of land. (wonder what that looks like... meh.)
A lot - i feel so vulnurable with all those experienced players around, just leave your comments/suggestions/violent reactions.
P.S. Why trust only people who like big butts? - we cannot lie.
Dis is Dante from the East!
I got a little team cookin up and id like sum pointers from the pros.
I love losing so much, in fact i got all my loss replays on a little handy-dandy notepad.
Gave me a little boost from the noob i am.
Based on a couple of matches and (finally) a win streak, i got my team up.
Heres my team, telmewatyathinkhuh?.
Leftovers
252 hp/atk evs
Adamant
Iron Fist
Stealth Rock
Shadow Punch
Earthquake
Fly (because yolo)
nah... just kidding 4th move is Ice Punch
Well, your stereotypical golurk pushing its weight around tossing its levitating droppings all over the opponents side, pretty much does the job of stab 2hkoing baddies after its initial SR purpose is done.
Black Sludge
252 atk/speed evs
Jolly
Poison Point
Spikes
Toxic Spikes
Mega Horn
Sludge Bomb
When this guy comes out depends on what i see - if theres anyone on the opposing teamwith the ability to rapid spin - im out, gotta focus on taking out that pokemon before i start anything. Lure it out, kill it with fire, and feed its remains to Golurk so we can produce more levitating feces.
I prefer Poison Point over Swarm because the pokemon right on front of scolipede is not immediately susceptible to the poison spike set - and most of the time people would assume that you have swarm and use a 'contact' move.
I hate Muk (nasty piece of...), Skuntank (where Muk probably comes from) and anything that eats up my purple spikes of doom.
Now once i figure out if entry hazards will be of use or not... heres where the fun begins.
Eviolite
Hp/Def ev's
Bold
Torrent
Rapid Spin
Ice Beam
Surf
Haze
I find it funny when people start stacking Curse/Quiver Dance and you send in this little turtle and suddenly all of their hopes and dreams come to a screeching halt - i love haze, completely awsome.
(warning: excessive use of haste may induce rage quit)
Rapid Spin - you know how it works right?, use it to flick off those tacks and feces.
Surf over Scald - now why would i do that? - i dont know, maybe because you wont be able to dish out more than one scald when facing off with an extremely cruel opponent. *sob*
Ice beam works too, i hate anything flying or dragon-y.
Choice Band
atk/speed/spatk
Modest
Levitate (like i have choice)
Wild Charge
Super Power
Giga Drain
Flame Thrower
Who doesnt want a freaking eel that breathes fire right?
Too cool.
This is where the pain starts, depending on the typing and clowns that your opponent has lined up, this guy can rip apart a team with proper hygiene - i mean prediction.
Eviolite
atk/speed ev's
Jolly
Mold Breaker
Dragon Dance
Outrage
Super Power
Taunt
I used to like that berry that snapped this little guy out of confusion - until i had 3 games where a single ice move snapped its neck. Eviolite filled that little hole in his heart, so that he can freely rampage throughout the battlefield. (its so beautiful) :')
The confusion aint so bad, thats why we switch out right?
I really, really, really, really hate Alomola and Lickylicky - they're pink and ... uh... PINK!
Its a pain - so fell in love with Taunt where they were rendered useless and a free Dragon Dance - YAY!
Eviolite
hp/def ev's
Bold
Prankster
Dark Pulse
Substitute
Roost
Whirlwind
Biggest pain in the butt in my my team - once i rid the enemy team of the dreaded poo&tack removal squad and see no extremespeedurs - i have fun watching them slowly die.
End of story.
Counters?
Pink and/or White or any RGB combination ugly walls who will sleep and wake up cranky as a diglett out of land. (wonder what that looks like... meh.)
A lot - i feel so vulnurable with all those experienced players around, just leave your comments/suggestions/violent reactions.
P.S. Why trust only people who like big butts? - we cannot lie.
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