Sleepy BP, he does not align with the people he aligns with the poopoo folks. He's a man of the poopoo. A vote for BP is a vote for poopoo.im voting for BP , as former member of the cabinet, his party seems to align very well with the needs of the people
You are fake news.NEW! OPINION POLL POINTS TO ASHLEY LANDSLIDE
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A recently-conducted opinion poll points to a big victory for the incumbent ASHLEY campaign in the ongoing PM election. Let's break down the stats.
BIG ASHLEY sports a ginormous lead, outstripping her nearest rival by a very significant margin. Poll analysts suggest this is reflective of public satisfaction with her ongoing handling of the delicate political situation the subforum currently faces.
Meanwhile, BP is making gains, likely due to recent speeches and involvement in a drunk-driving scandal, which the electorate have historically looked favourably upon. He's got a long way to climb if he wants to unseat ASHLEY, but some of the mouthier journos have already placed sizable bets.
The only third-party/write-in candidate to be enjoying any real success is CaffeineBoost, but the outspoken advocate for Circus Maximus rights is still seeing losses, bleeding votes to both major candidates. Has the sheen already begun to wear off?
Despite not formally announcing a PM run, zf continues to pick up write-in support; could we be seeing a protest vote under formation?
faint's popularity collapsed overnight, with the long-serving poster announcing his surprise withdrawal mere hours before leaked documents revealed him to be ineligible due to previously occupying a moderator position in the long-since-expunged F*rebot D*velopment L*b. A full investigation is expected to be held in due course. Disappointed/outraged voters seem to largely have flocked to BIG ASHLEY's campaign, perhaps due to the historical association between her and faint, but pollsters suggest that faint loyalists are likely to be a volatile floating voter bloc.
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Undecided voters form a very small minority at this point, with the polarised nature of the ongoing campaign season likely leading those surveyed to embed themselves into camps. One thing's for sure -- the electorate know what they want! And, indeed, seemingly who they want, too.
In reaction to this data, all candidates are rumoured to be figuring out how to target the elusive "people who hate taking part in polls" demographic. We'll have more as it comes.
There is already a skidmark on the ballots and his name is BP. Sleepy BP. Stinky sleepy BP. He's so stinky. I smell great, I smell much better than stinky BP he's so stinky.soiling my ballot as we speak
anywayOh No.........
I rejoicedNEWS FROM THE FRONT
BIG ASHLEY has been taken hostage and jailed for 50 years due to financial corruption amidst growing rumors of illegitimacy. Both BP and CaffeineBoost voters rejoiced when asked about this.
Cong forces have started to progress though the badlands of Smogon Gallery.
With BIG ASHLEY imprisoned and her second-in-command gone, the nation has been thrown into turmoil. There are rocks being thrown through my windows.
There will be an emergency election held on Saturday, March 16.
REJOICENEWS FROM THE FRONT
BIG ASHLEY has been taken hostage and jailed for 50 years due to financial corruption amidst growing rumors of illegitimacy. Both BP and CaffeineBoost voters rejoiced when asked about this.
Cong forces have started to progress though the badlands of Smogon Gallery.
With BIG ASHLEY imprisoned and her second-in-command gone, the nation has been thrown into turmoil. There are rocks being thrown through my windows.
There will be an emergency election held on Saturday, March 16.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel! Shall come the king of Israel!NEWS FROM THE FRONT
BIG ASHLEY has been taken hostage and jailed for 50 years due to financial corruption amidst growing rumors of illegitimacy. Both BP and CaffeineBoost voters rejoiced when asked about this.
Cong forces have started to progress though the badlands of Smogon Gallery.
With BIG ASHLEY imprisoned and her second-in-command gone, the nation has been thrown into turmoil. There are rocks being thrown through my windows.
There will be an emergency election held on Saturday, March 16.
I'm not slandering your name Sleepy Joe BP, it's not my fault you're so sleepy, it's not my fault that BP stands for Bogus PM, you're fighting a losing battle against me and everyone knows it. You're fighting 2 losing battles even, one against the Cong invaders who are coming over here, stealing our reacts. 3 when you lose your first lady because of your snoring Sleepy Joe BP. I'm not slandering you, I'm telling you what the people think and the people think you're not a posting superpower. You're not even a posting brick break. You're a posting dynamic punch, you keep missing the mark and you're leaving the populous confused. They think you need a wake up slap Sleepy BP.Posters of Smogoff,
I have come to you today to call out the fake news media that continues to slander my name. It seems the 3rd party candidate CaffeineBoost has aggressively misunderstood my policies and goals as PM hopeful. I would like to urge you to disregard the absolutely disgusting attempts to slander my name. We all know that I fight and serve in Smogoff's best interest. In my announcement post I talk about giving up our search of the fabled Poster's Paradise and instead focusing on creating our own. I still stand by that initial statement and I will do everything possible to ensure that Smogoff is established as posting superpower that will last generations. If you elect me as a PM your name will forever be etched on the right side of history as someone who helped create a true Poster's Paradise. So I now ask you, are you going to let the fake news media lead you astray and continue the posting stagnation that our beloved nation has seen? OR ARE YOU GOING TO ELECT ME, THE POSTER WHO WILL CREATE A PROMISE LAND WITHIN OUR VERY OWN NATION.
The head of Posting Points United is one of the 3rd party candidates. I've already covered how I plan to deal with this extensively in previous posts. Please point you're questions to CaffeineBoost the head of the PPU bank.hi candidates, i'm a single issue voter, how are you going to deal with the fact that we are in a posting points recession??????
hi candidates, i'm a single issue voter, how are you going to deal with the fact that we are in a posting points recession??????
You are fake news.The head of Posting Points United is one of the 3rd party candidates. I've already covered how I plan to deal with this extensively in previous posts. Please point you're questions to CaffeineBoost the head of the PPU bank.